It can do if you're not careful.

Rarely, yes.

I'm sure Sam can go into vivid detail about it.

so its like free circumcision?

No.

'Why didn't they teach this in sex ed?!'

meluaz wrote:so its like free circumcision?

Stupid boy.

Yeah, it's definitely an 'AWW! AWWWW!!!!'.

It's the sort of thing you'll never live down if you do it too. If my old flat mate slags me for shitting myself, I can use his mutilated penis against him.

I was going to post a nice picture to avert everyone's attention, but this is much funnier.

Metal Iain wrote:Yeah, it's definitely an 'AWW! AWWWW!!!!'.

It's the sort of thing you'll never live down if you do it too. If my old flat mate slags me for shitting myself, I can use his mutilated penis against him.

OH GOD Its too horrible to think of.Its not moving from my head, that picture... just....


Does it never grow back?

Cowert Si wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Yeah, it's definitely an 'AWW! AWWWW!!!!'.

It's the sort of thing you'll never live down if you do it too. If my old flat mate slags me for shitting myself, I can use his mutilated penis against him.

What kind of flat was this?!
Penis ripping and pants shitting.
Disgusting.

A student flat... in Glasgow.

Par for the course really.

Creeping Dan wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:Yeah, it's definitely an 'AWW! AWWWW!!!!'.

It's the sort of thing you'll never live down if you do it too. If my old flat mate slags me for shitting myself, I can use his mutilated penis against him.

OH GOD Its too horrible to think of.Its not moving from my head, that picture... just....


Does it never grow back?

Ask Sam.

Sam didn't even do it during sex. He just wanked himself mental one day.

MartinC wrote:Sam didn't even do it during sex. He just wanked himself mental one day.

Was he doing that thing where you try to see how many times you can ejaculate in an hour?

Now seems like a good time to add that I got very drunk with Keith from Amok at a rugby game, fell asleep on the bus home and 'lost' my Zen*. I'm in the market for a new MP3 again... sort of. All in all, I can see myself reverting to an iPod. The Zen was cool and all, but I do like iTunes.

* As far as I remember, I woke up about 200 yards before my stop so clambered towards the front of the bus shouting 'I'M GETTING OFF! (TEE! HEE!)' However, I did have a plastic bag with magazine... supplements and a bottle of Diet Irn Bru that I threw into a field later on. My Zen may well have been in that bag...