Metal Iain wrote:It's funny because the mongos in your signature put to shame any retard I've ever seen.

ditto, one of your retards even has half the number of arms he was originally allocated

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:It's funny because the mongos in your signature put to shame any retard I've ever seen.

ditto, one of your retards even has half the number of arms he was originally allocated

He also has millions in the bank, a model wife and a massive house. To be fair, everyone on this board would give their lower-hanging testicle to be just half the retard he is.

I actually think i would sooner have two arms.

Metal Iain wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:It's funny because the mongos in your signature put to shame any retard I've ever seen.

ditto, one of your retards even has half the number of arms he was originally allocated

He also has millions in the bank, a model wife and a massive house. To be fair, everyone on this board would give their lower-hanging testicle to be just half the retard he is.

yes, but he cant physically count his money without making little piles of notes which would take him fucking ages, he cant fuck his wife in the missionary position without her holding him up one side, or he would fall sideways, and he cant even shut both curtains at the same time in his big house.

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:It's funny because the mongos in your signature put to shame any retard I've ever seen.

ditto, one of your retards even has half the number of arms he was originally allocated

He also has millions in the bank, a model wife and a massive house. To be fair, everyone on this board would give their lower-hanging testicle to be just half the retard he is.

yes, but he cant physically count his money without making little piles of notes which would take him fucking ages, he cant fuck his wife in the missionary position without her holding him up one side, or he would fall sideways, and he cant even shut both curtains at the same time in his big house.

To be fair, he could pay a chump to count his money; rich people don't do missionary; and even I have a chord thing that closes the curtains simultaneously. He probably has a remote for such things. Considering he goes water skiing, I don't think the curtains pose too much of a challenge.

I'd much rather have two arms.

You would sooner have two arms and be a country peasant than be a rich and famous cripple?

MAD!

I saw a spacker today in McDonalds putting his hands down the back of his pants and his perants were looking at me and its difficult not to laugh.

Oh even better! Story involving my Ex Girlfriend (shes not a spacker). I called her a mong for something i cant remember n she started getting angry n she wasnt saying anything, so i go "what are you like a spacker n not telling me". Turns out her cousin has downs syndrone

That's brilliant.

I love it when you put your foot in it. To be fair, it's not on to go all moody when someone unintentionally mocks your retard cousin.

I was thinking that. Obviously i would think i was in the right.

It's generally the problem with birds, though. They'll take offence at you and your mates joshing about infanticide and rape but not actually say they're only offended because they've been raped.

Bwahahahaa. I remember she used to go mad if i suggested she allowed her mate to have sex with us. I never got a yes, but i always got hit/walked off on.

The problem with mine was that she actually had been raped and then had a miscarriage after it before I started seeing her. She should have just told me at the time but had to be a complete bitch and shout at me - and only me - when we were fucking around at school drawing pictures of Mongol warriors raping babies.

Thats awful, and obviously not your fault as you didnt know she had been raped.

"Mongol warriors raping babies" I love it.

Coarse thread.