Do not diss the Ringo, ever.

God, Ringo Starr is such a loser - a bog-standard drummer who does nothing except flaunt his mediocre role in an overrated band. His latest solo material is frankly embarrassing, with most of the lyrics peddling stories about the Beatles days. He seems such a self-centred douchebag.

And thus ringo did obtain the wrath of james.

"Insert Thomas the tank engine related Fat controller joke here"

When journalists asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world, they replied that he wasn't even the best drummer in the beatles.

ribbons69 wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:When I saw them they had Dave Lombardo on drums. I was rather pleased.

When I saw them,they had Cliff Burton on bass.

When I saw them, they had Cliff Burton under a bus.

James wrote:God, Ringo Starr is such a loser - a bog-standard drummer who does nothing except flaunt his mediocre role in an overrated band. His latest solo material is frankly embarrassing, with most of the lyrics peddling stories about the Beatles days. He seems such a self-centred douchebag.

To be fair, Ringo Starr should be your second-favourite Beatle. Fair enough, he has little if any talent, but he's in no way as irritating as John Lennon was or Paul McCartney is.

Metal Iain wrote:

ribbons69 wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:When I saw them they had Dave Lombardo on drums. I was rather pleased.

When I saw them,they had Cliff Burton on bass.

When I saw them, they had Cliff Burton under a bus.

A scotsman walks into a crap joke shop and says is that a not funny joke or a merangue?

Who said the Beatles are overrated? Completely stupid.

Kirk always seems behind with his solo's!!!

Immortalicide wrote:A scotsman walks into a crap joke shop and says is that a not funny joke or a merangue?

A butcher walks into his shop only to be told, "Get a haircut, you fucking hippie! We've received complaints about your horrible hair." The butcher replies, "Is that a meringue, or the X32 to Hackney?" When he realises that buses are seldom made from eggs and sugar, he has to walk to Hackney.

Mort is bald you idiot.

Yeah, but only because he heeded the advice of his social betters and got his head shaved.

P.S. Which one is the butcher and which one is the postman with the 10 year-old bird?

I always get them mixed up.

He is both, was a butcher now a postman with a 19 year old girlfriend.

So what's terrorizer?