This page is amazing, I particularly liked "A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !"...

http://holladaddy.com/

Message to me:
what mean butta mi bread sexzy

My response:
Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars.

Bwahahahahahahaha.

Message he sent me:
thx 4 da add


My response:
SALL GOOD WHITEBOI


Him:
so wat u doin 2day


Me:
I GOTTA RUN DOWN 2 DA VD CLINIC LATA AN GET SUM SHYT CHECKED OUT NAWMEEN?


Him:
yea so wats ur name


Me:
Lakendra. How bout u?


Him:
jamaal


Me:
hahahahahahahaah no shit?


Him:
wat u doin 2nite


Me:
touchin mah dangerzone, thinkin bout chu.

howbout u?


Him:
thinkin about u


Me:
I hope you die.

GOLD!!

ive just finished reading all of those

legendary stuff.

i really miss my colleague who transferred to south terminal.
we used to talk as if we were in da hood/american black homies many a time to pass the day away u no,it was all gravy ya dig?
for example we'd say "wadup." and make up our own spontaneous slang in the shebang.
we would battle rap utter bullshit and be in stitches ie:"in da stockroom,wit a broom,my homiez dont play so prepare to meet your doom,your head,ripz to a shred,when my ak glockatok goes boom"etc etc.
shit like dat basically. although rather immature it was fun.especially daring 1 another to talk like it or say some random crap to a colleague whos not expecting it and just wont get it. you had to be there really.....

that guy was the master though.