Nora the Gypsy

I'd kiss her.

Mazz wrote:Nora the Gypsy

I hate those things, even if they are playing quaint gypsy music on an accordion. Over the past couple of years I've noticed a boom in the number of Bosnians in Glasgow. We had tons of Kosovar refugees anyway but now Bosnians are rumbling the smackheads' Big Issue racket.

We recorded 10 tracks of HIGH quality rock and roll on Saturday. Just need to "Punch in" the solos and add a bit of SYNTH to the middle section of KRAZY DEALER.

This will blow your shit.


The title of the album will be “STICK IT IN” but written in French. We’re not sure what the correct translation is.


The cover is done. It is of a monk sat writing at a desk and behind him against the wall is a flying V lute type thing.

Our bass player has created this template for us.

“Dear *

It is with little regret that I wish to terminate my contract with immediate effect.
I’m pursuing a career in HARD ROCK MUSIC, which I’m sure you, having experienced the golden age of HARD ROCK (the 1970’s) as a young adult, will understand will take up at least 24 hours of my working day.
I will work my notice as detailed in my current contract.
When I say ‘work’, what I really mean is that I will show up for the minimum number of hours that I can get away with.
During this period, you may notice that my appearance may get a little ‘wilder’, and I may develop a different way of talking. I may also, on occasion, smell of alcohol. This is nothing to be concerned about.
I apologise if my lifestyle choice makes you ‘working stiffs’ jealous.

Yours sincerely,”





We have started writing the second album already.

I wrote 1/3 of a song on the way to work.

Page Three Stunna

It's Monday morning and your feeling blue
Like the Mississippi delta flows through you
Down in the dumps and out of luck
Just a need a little something to pick me up

The toll of the bell says it's half past hell
The devil won’t care if you look at a pair....

Page three stunna, page three stunna
Don’t want no other, don’t want no other
Just a page three stunna, page three stunna
Don't want no other, don’t want no other”

Put me down for one please. I might even try and persuade my Editor that it's Terrorizer material and review it for you.

Of course you can

Good luck with that.

Can you PM me your addess please?

Done!

I look forward to this with great arousal.

This is exactly what I want in my life right now.

I need this masterpiece of rock in my life I think.

For a bunch of Gypies with a four track it sounds pretty monolithic.

I spent last night with a mic held against a speaker getting sound bites from Fox news about the Credit Crunch for 'When the Shit hits the fan'.

Some people call me the Brian Wilson of Hard Rock and some just call me a Spazzer.

We also starting RAPPING but I don't want to go into that episode.

I better point out that the Rapping is not for the album. It was just for our own 32 year old amusement.


Carry on.

Wheyy, i cant wait to hear all of this.

Cowert Si wrote:I thought it was well good.
Quality's a bit gay though.

I think it's the rough one track recordings that are still up on myspace. I can't check as I have no access to myspace at work .

Our bass player should be putting up unmixed versions of "Finger in Pie" & "Give me rock and roll". If he has done this and these are the gay ones then so be it .

Our 2nd CD is going to be about the working man in the 80's.

"Party Like Crazy" is brilliant.

Trebuchet + HOD gig?