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Re: Retards

Postby MartinC on Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:03 pm

I'd definitely go "NOOOOOOOOO!!!11" in that situation and make an upside-down smiley face.
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Re: Retards

Postby Bangover on Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:36 pm

and they guy who said it was black...
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Re: Retards

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:43 pm

thrashduck wrote:Is your brother in the Crankies?



:lol:

That is a master fucking post right there.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Retards

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:55 pm

Tee-hee!

'Tha Scotch saaaand naffin' loike aas' and etcetera.
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Re: Retards

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:57 pm

Though that being said, if i ever saw that thing from the crankies i would flee in total fucking horror.

I actually think she is the worst one of all.
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Re: Retards

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:49 pm

we used to all mock this paeado looking,camera enthusiast cashier at work,who was fat,balding,wore big glasses and was in his late 50s.
he had the funniest voice and used to get very debatable about the most trivial issues.
so just about anyone could do a decent impression of him.some better than others,but even the crap impressions were still identifiable.
his name was Peter Fidaman and we used to call him Paedo Fiddler-man.

anyway,he came in one day with a walking stick and had the most crippled walk coz he had spine/back problems.
then...the following week he was dead. spinal cancer.
damn,everyone felt so bad for mocking him/saying he ws lazy/faking etc.

and needless to say,nobody ever did impressions of him ever again.

but yeah,making fun of people and retards/retarded behaviour is all fun until it ends up being someone you know or are related to etc.
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Re: Retards

Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:23 pm

This thread (started over a year ago I might add) wasn't actually supposed to be about actual retards, I was just pissed off at some bitch. I can't remember which one now though. I think it was that Bulgarian one.
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Re: Retards

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:27 pm

dont try to hide the fact that you dont like:spastics/handicapped etc...just kidding.

haha,time is the greatest healer,you cant even remember what bitch it was.
she will see you on onstage and on t.v one day and wish she had shown more interest...or maybe she will try and get you caught up in a skandalous celebrity style kiss and tell in the Sun newspaper.
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Re: Retards

Postby Animal_MkIV on Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:18 am

I'd just like to say that I'm a spack with only one useable arm after a bike accident.....










and this thread is funny as fuck. (Even though I can only close one curtain at a time). The sex comment is true as well, no missionary unless pit-props or ropes are used :D - it gives a good excuse for making mistakes; I can only fuck up. One thing I can say though, the internet was a godsend, I no longer have to stop to turn the pages...
Space is curved
Either that or my car pulls to the left...

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Re: Retards

Postby thrasherdave on Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:36 am

This thread has made my evening :lol:
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Re: Retards

Postby Miko on Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:49 am

i can count to... potato
juokaa viinaa se on hyvää... isnt it nice when you cant understand a word im saying :)
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Re: Retards

Postby boovidge on Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:35 pm

Creeping Dan bailed with the "typo". Everyone thought he was cool.
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Re: Retards

Postby Lev on Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:54 pm

No they didn't.
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:

Martin James Crawford became a fan of Heretic (1 fan).
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Re: Retards

Postby Creeping Dan on Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:40 pm

Nobody thought... they knew.
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Re: Retards

Postby radioactive rik on Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:16 am

fact:creeping dan is cooler than lev.
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