Retards
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Re: Retards
I'd definitely go "NOOOOOOOOO!!!11" in that situation and make an upside-down smiley face.
- MartinC
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thrashduck wrote:Is your brother in the Crankies?
That is a master fucking post right there.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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Tee-hee!
'Tha Scotch saaaand naffin' loike aas' and etcetera.
'Tha Scotch saaaand naffin' loike aas' and etcetera.
- Metal Iain
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Though that being said, if i ever saw that thing from the crankies i would flee in total fucking horror.
I actually think she is the worst one of all.
I actually think she is the worst one of all.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
- Dian Wei
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we used to all mock this paeado looking,camera enthusiast cashier at work,who was fat,balding,wore big glasses and was in his late 50s.
he had the funniest voice and used to get very debatable about the most trivial issues.
so just about anyone could do a decent impression of him.some better than others,but even the crap impressions were still identifiable.
his name was Peter Fidaman and we used to call him Paedo Fiddler-man.
anyway,he came in one day with a walking stick and had the most crippled walk coz he had spine/back problems.
then...the following week he was dead. spinal cancer.
damn,everyone felt so bad for mocking him/saying he ws lazy/faking etc.
and needless to say,nobody ever did impressions of him ever again.
but yeah,making fun of people and retards/retarded behaviour is all fun until it ends up being someone you know or are related to etc.
he had the funniest voice and used to get very debatable about the most trivial issues.
so just about anyone could do a decent impression of him.some better than others,but even the crap impressions were still identifiable.
his name was Peter Fidaman and we used to call him Paedo Fiddler-man.
anyway,he came in one day with a walking stick and had the most crippled walk coz he had spine/back problems.
then...the following week he was dead. spinal cancer.
damn,everyone felt so bad for mocking him/saying he ws lazy/faking etc.
and needless to say,nobody ever did impressions of him ever again.
but yeah,making fun of people and retards/retarded behaviour is all fun until it ends up being someone you know or are related to etc.
- radioactive rik
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This thread (started over a year ago I might add) wasn't actually supposed to be about actual retards, I was just pissed off at some bitch. I can't remember which one now though. I think it was that Bulgarian one.
- jonny_boy34
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dont try to hide the fact that you dont like:spastics/handicapped etc...just kidding.
haha,time is the greatest healer,you cant even remember what bitch it was.
she will see you on onstage and on t.v one day and wish she had shown more interest...or maybe she will try and get you caught up in a skandalous celebrity style kiss and tell in the Sun newspaper.
haha,time is the greatest healer,you cant even remember what bitch it was.
she will see you on onstage and on t.v one day and wish she had shown more interest...or maybe she will try and get you caught up in a skandalous celebrity style kiss and tell in the Sun newspaper.
- radioactive rik
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I'd just like to say that I'm a spack with only one useable arm after a bike accident.....
and this thread is funny as fuck. (Even though I can only close one curtain at a time). The sex comment is true as well, no missionary unless pit-props or ropes are used - it gives a good excuse for making mistakes; I can only fuck up. One thing I can say though, the internet was a godsend, I no longer have to stop to turn the pages...
and this thread is funny as fuck. (Even though I can only close one curtain at a time). The sex comment is true as well, no missionary unless pit-props or ropes are used - it gives a good excuse for making mistakes; I can only fuck up. One thing I can say though, the internet was a godsend, I no longer have to stop to turn the pages...
- Animal_MkIV
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This thread has made my evening
Dian Wei wrote:It's that UKT vibe, we all basically are gay for one another.
- thrasherdave
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i can count to... potato
juokaa viinaa se on hyvää... isnt it nice when you cant understand a word im saying
- Miko
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Creeping Dan bailed with the "typo". Everyone thought he was cool.
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.
- boovidge
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No they didn't.
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- Lev
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fact:creeping dan is cooler than lev.
- radioactive rik
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