GAMA BOMB Lyrics Competition - WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT!

by **EvileOL** on Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:39 pm

We are Gama Bomb
We are Gama Bomb
Hi
How's it going?

This one time, we saw this guy
and he was old
he died

We are Gama Bomb
We are Gama Bomb
Hi
Alroyt?

Curry is good, sometimes
Curry, Curry, Curry
Pancakes aiiiiiiiiiiiii

*solo*
*solo on some curry*
*curry*

We are Gama Bomb
...Vomulator

by **boovidge** on Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:47 pm

so that's why Evile got signed! :lol:

by **Creeping_Dave** on Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:56 pm

boovidge wrote:so that's why Evile got signed!

We are Evile
We are Evile
How do
Ey ups?!!!!!!! :dance:

by **STD_Caps** on Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:43 pm

Vomulator

Here it comes so be prepared-
Not for fighting but running scared
Try to avoid the sick demise-
For the monster wants you vomulafied

Vomulator! Vomulator!- It spewtrifies its putrid core!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- Expunging an excremental roar!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- It only has one satisfaction!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- To make you reek of vomulafaction!

Vomitizing all in its path,
Beware the projectile, rancid wrath,
It will destroy the entire nation,
All succumb to vomulation.

Vomulator! Vomulator!- It spewtrifies its putrid core!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- Expunging an excremental roar!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- It only has one satisfaction!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- To make you reek of vomulafaction!

Beware its vomit taste...
A deadly toxic waste...
Don't get it in your face...
Or your soul it will erase!

Another chorus? Yeah, why not...

Vomulator! Vomulator!- It spewtrifies its putrid core!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- Expunging an excremental roar!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- It only has one satisfaction!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- To make you reek of vomulafaction!

Hopefully that should satisfy Martin on many levels too.

by **Herzeleid** on Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:34 pm

STD_Caps wrote:For the monster wants you vomulafied

Stop the contest, we have a winner just for that line :lol:

by **MartinC** on Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:48 pm

STD_Caps wrote:Vomulator

Here it comes so be prepared-
Not for fighting but running scared
Try to avoid the sick demise-
For the monster wants you vomulafied

Vomulator! Vomulator!- It spewtrifies its putrid core!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- Expunging an excremental roar!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- It only has one satisfaction!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- To make you reek of vomulafaction!

Vomitizing all in its path,
Beware the projectile, rancid wrath,
It will destroy the entire nation,
All succumb to vomulation.

Vomulator! Vomulator!- It spewtrifies its putrid core!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- Expunging an excremental roar!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- It only has one satisfaction!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- To make you reek of vomulafaction!

Beware its vomit taste...
A deadly toxic waste...
Don't get it in your face...
Or your soul it will erase!

Another chorus? Yeah, why not...

Vomulator! Vomulator!- It spewtrifies its putrid core!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- Expunging an excremental roar!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- It only has one satisfaction!
Vomulator! Vomulator!- To make you reek of vomulafaction!

Hopefully that should satisfy Martin on many levels too.

Wank.

by **STD_Caps** on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:25 pm

Thank you.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:55 pm

GAMA BOMB - Vomulatay

Draw your sword from the sheath
For the hour of doom is at hand
The hero's might may not be enough
To save the world from ghastly death

A winged deamon descends from the skies
Born of vile hatred
His flames of wrath my bring us to ruin
Were it not for the sword of justice

Vomulator!
A swift beast from the north
Vomulator!
He rides on the storm
Vomulator!
He's a bloody bastard
Vomulator!
He'll kill us all!

A titan rises from the earth
An abomination of power
He raises his fists to the air
And screams a scream of vengeance

The mighty battle of destiny
That may all end in death
But hope is gleaming in the west
As heroes rise from the grave

Vomulator!
Up your arse!
Vomulator!
You shall be no more!
Vomulator!
Your wings are gay
Vomulator!
You'll die today!

Attacked from the skies, we have no chance
The titan of doom has failed
But what ho? A sword is a gleaming
The mighty magic of Arbendor prevails!

Vomulator!
Your time is at hand!
Vomulator!
Terrorise us no more!
Vomulator!
Demon from the skies!
Vomulator!
It's time to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:02 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:He's a bloody bastard

Vomulator!
Up your arse!
Vomulator!
You shall be no more!
Vomulator!
Your wings are gay
Vomulator!
You'll die today!

by **STD_Caps** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:16 pm

Well done, Jon.

by **BEER CAN** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:23 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Vomulator!
He's a bloody bastard

by **Resilience Records** on Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:48 pm

In tradition of the classic "short song" how about:

Vomulator, Urrrrrghhhhh

thanks.

by **ThrashMetalLuci** on Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:39 am

Some of these lyrics are fuckin quality! I was gonna enter but I don't think I'll bother now :oops:

Ol's should definately win :dance:

by **Reanimator Luke** on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:10 pm

I wrote this whilst sitting in a board meeting today instead of paying attention. Both the worst and the best thing I've ever written.....

A bunch of suit-clad corporate saps
With barrels full of toxic crap
Told “Lose the waste or lose your job”
So they just dump them in a bog
But something living in the swamp
On the slime began to chomp
Unnatural enzymes have their way
Fucking up its DNA

Rising from the noxious Goo
Chucking up acidic spew
Nothing for mankind to do
It’s gonna vomulate on you!

Humans called it Vomulator
Giant mutant alligator
20 ft long with teeth like knives
Insatiable need to end your lives
Idiotic corporate blunder
Unleashed a beast of deadly chunder
Toxic bile corroding flesh
Massive jaws crunch up the rest

Meaner than a zombie Haggar
Smell the evil on its breath
Mutant monster, none is radder
Killed more men than Judge Death

Giant maw now opens wide
Wave of spew from up inside
Skin melting in the toxic sick
Best hope that your end comes quick
Begging for the pain to stop
You’re like the guy from Robocop
But the horror’s unabated
Because you just got Vomulated
Argh!

by **Atom** on Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:26 pm

^ The best so far, it suits Gama Bomb's crazy 80's reference style the best!