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No Presents For Christmas

Postby TORSO on Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:01 am

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
We cannot find his evil sheet
To draw his laying for the night
So all the waiting christmas trees
Gonna hear their master sing....

Theres no presents, not this christmas
Theres no presents
Tom and jerry, drinking sherry
They dont give a damn

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
Its getting very, very late
St.peters crossed the golden gate
An donald duck is still in bed
I wonder who hes gonna help

Theres no presents, not this christmas
Theres no presents
Tom and jerry, all done sherry
They dont give a damn

Theres no presents, not this christmas
Theres no presents
Tom and jerry, still drinking sherry
They dont give a damn

Im dreaming of a white.... sabbath....


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Re: No Presents For Christmas

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:06 am

HUWAWHAHWHAWAWHAHA!

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Re: No Presents For Christmas

Postby Herzeleid on Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:26 am

The Type O Negative Christmas song is funnier.
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Re: No Presents For Christmas

Postby TORSO on Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:30 am

Christmas Mourning
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Re: No Presents For Christmas

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:32 am

Herzeleid wrote:The Type O Negative Christmas song is funnier.



But nothing is better.
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Re: No Presents For Christmas

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:01 am

Merry Christmas everyone!
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Re: No Presents For Christmas

Postby James on Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:22 am

Browsing UK Thrash at 1:22am on xmas day ftw!
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Re: No Presents For Christmas

Postby zykloned on Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:28 am

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