THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by boovidge on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:29 pm
Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:57 pm
jonny_boy34 wrote:What if she gets pregnant?
Then I kill myself. Hopefully I won't bump into her again, though.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:58 pm
Herzeleid wrote:Call the baby Ken, you seem to say it a lot, Iain.
It's just like English people saying 'Y'know' all the time.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by meluaz on Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:59 pm
hahaha ian got aids
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
/Zurab
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Throsh on Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:01 am
Did you blast your cum inside of her or did you pull out and blast it in your own face? either way you have aids, or a kid.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:03 am
AIDS would better suit me just now. It would be quite funny if I actually had to start a follow-up thread called THE IAIN HAS AIDS THREAD.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by meluaz on Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:51 am
yes it would, i wouldt laugh the most
MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
/Zurab
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:59 am
I doubt it. I have a pretty good sense of humour when it comes to personal tragedies.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Shugmaster on Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:21 pm
i got the clap and me knob fell off, i got the clap and me knob fell off, i got the clap and me knob fell off...
Good old Lawnmower Death. They can rename it Iain's song now
Good old Lawnmower Death. They can rename it Iain's song now
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Lev on Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:28 pm
Iain, have the decency to shag someone where the air isn't pissfumes, eh?
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:36 pm
Lev wrote:Iain, have the decency to shag someone where the air isn't pissfumes, eh?
I didn't have a say in any of it. I was too drunk to turn down sex with a bird who wasn't fat, even if it was in a fucking nightclub toilet. To be fair, I spent much more time in the alleyway than I did in the men's room too.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Lev on Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:51 pm
Alleyway is just as bad.
Get some standards mate.
Get some standards mate.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:53 pm
Standards come second when you're half-cut.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
by Shugmaster on Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:05 pm
I will look forward to seeing that on the next "caught on CCTV" show thingamyjig.
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