Joke thrash songs

by **Bangover** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:23 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Thrashface wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
Thrashface wrote:
Atom wrote:B.O.H.I.C.A. - Evildead

what albums that on?

Annihilation of Civilisation

Not on my copy....weird.

It's the last song on my copy (downloaded). It might have been some kind of bonus track or something.

I have it the old compact disc and its there....weird. Funny as hell and this lyric "Girls beware of my probing anal tounge dart" always makes me laugh :lol:

by **thrash metal maniac** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:44 pm

Venom - AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!
Vio-lence - Dicks of Death
FKU - practically every song
Re-animator - What The Funk?
DRI - a lot of tracks (No Sense especially!)

sooooo many more, I have quite a collection of silly tracks! :dance:

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:49 pm

nuke wrote:
phodg wrote:Nuclear Assault - Butt Fuck

great song

For anyone who hasnt heard it, it is worth seeking out the original version of the track which they only played live i believe, as it has them jamming Motley Crues "looks that kill" in the mid section!! They wanted to record it this way, but were told they would be sued if they did!!

Other Joke songs:
ACID REIGN hanging on the telephone
WARFARE two tribes / addicted to love / rose petals
INTENSE MUTILATION everything they ever recorded!!
SPASTIK CHILDREN ditto
MAYHEM outro (this was only on the original posercorpse LP, and sounds like chip n dale singing, when MAYHEM became "evil" it was dropped off subsequent releases :lol:

)

SLAYER also supposedly did an accapela version of the theme from the childrens TV show "the gummi bears" in 1985, but i have to say although it was doing the trading rounds as slayer, it really could have been anyone!!

by **Destruction** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:54 pm

They're all a fucking joke :twisted:

by **Maleficarvm** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:57 pm

teachers pet - Venom "teacher caught me masturbatin' underneath the desk" :lol:

by **James** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:31 pm

down with joke metal :evil:

by **MartinC** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:35 pm

Yeah, I laugh at metal enough as it is without them having to actually put jokes in songs.

by **Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:38 pm

Annihilator - Chicken and Corn

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:51 pm

Maleficarvm wrote:teachers pet - Venom "teacher caught me masturbatin' underneath the desk"

What is funny about that is that he got caught! I hever did!!!! HA!! :lol:

by **thrash metal maniac** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:56 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
Maleficarvm wrote:teachers pet - Venom "teacher caught me masturbatin' underneath the desk"

What is funny about that is that he got caught! I hever did!!!! HA!!

yeah, but I bet what happens in that song never happenend to you!! :dance:

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:59 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
Maleficarvm wrote:teachers pet - Venom "teacher caught me masturbatin' underneath the desk"

What is funny about that is that he got caught! I hever did!!!! HA!!

yeah, but I bet what happens in that song never happenend to you!!

No!!

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:00 pm

Anyone heard Concrete Sox's version of "Whiplash" renamed "Moustache" ?? That is a GOOD joke song!! :lol:

by **cavedrone** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:59 pm

Dan Lilker had another offshoot band called Extra Hot Sauce that had a pretty funny version of Freebird on it.

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:47 pm

cavedrone wrote:Dan Lilker had another offshoot band called Extra Hot Sauce that had a pretty funny version of Freebird on it.

Yeah i remeber that!! Taco of death!!!! :rockdevil:

by **STD_Caps** on Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:42 pm

Just on the BOHICA thing, on my CD it says it was a bonus track.

Ludichrist- Green Eggs and Ham (that is a joke right)

Was going to mention Teacher's Pet as the first that came to my head.