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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby buttfuck on Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:49 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
MartinC wrote:Why do they have their dicks out?

because its more tr00 and kvlt. i actually have that ep and they are a great band. When the bands previous ep was released, paul ledney actually smeared his own blood / semen / both on the covers before they were sold :?


I prefer the gimmickier stunts of Nargaroth. Smearing t-shirts in cum ist krieg!

But seriously, I don't understand how people make such blanket statements as "Black Metal is shit", and then have only really heard the major Norwegian bands. It's a fucking huge genre - Sterbend sound nothing like Beherit, Bestial Raids sound nothing like Summoning, Ofermod nothing like Bael, so on and so forth.
You work it out.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:37 pm

semen on the covers :lol:
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:43 pm

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Metal Iain wrote:Black Metal is just truly the gayest thing in the Universe.


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Really???? :roll:


They look much, much less gay than Black-Metal people.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:06 pm

Yes, her tits are true abominations.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Lev on Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:19 pm

Absolutely revolting.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:26 pm

It's as if she never had any nipples and so improvised by putting them on a BBQ for a while.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby terrorizer on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:29 pm

Metal Iain wrote:It's as if she never had any nipples and so improvised by putting them on a BBQ for a while.


Your funniest post ever! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:31 pm

He has a very fair point as well, they are horrid. Nipples made from donkey turd.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby STD_Caps on Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:02 pm

Cowert Si wrote:
terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:It's as if she never had any nipples and so improvised by putting them on a BBQ for a while.


Your funniest post ever! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I agree. Plus it gets even funnier to look at her and actually imagine her putting her nippleless boobs onto a BBQ in somebody's back garden somewhere.


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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby RedBurp on Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:43 am

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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Atom on Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:46 am

Haha wicked, Varg is such a pussy little bitch.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Lev on Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:56 am

RedBurp wrote:Image


HA

Very well done.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:32 pm

What's the deal with Vag now? Is he out?
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby Herzeleid on Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:30 pm

No, got DENIED again, since he's freaking crazy.
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Re: Really kvlt and evil Black Metal photo

Postby thrashduck on Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:42 pm

God, what a complete and utter prannock.
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