zykloned wrote:So, down to business, who else has farted while receiving a blow job?

There must be something on Giftube along those lines!

zykloned wrote:So, down to business, who else has farted while receiving a blow job?

I remember reading a Grub Smith column about this happening to him. He's a horrible man. I'd imagine that farting during a blow job would send a bone-shattering shock wave into the lassie's skull.

Wrong Lassie?

What breed of dog is Lassie?

Their elongated snouts make for interest speculation as providers of blow jobs.

No, just no.

James wrote:

zykloned wrote:So, down to business, who else has farted while receiving a blow job?

There must be something on Giftube along those lines!

Ha ha, speaking of which!

My mate showed me a video somewhere, of some guy getting rimmed, and then proceeding to fart.

Hilarious!

I shat myself just before assembly once, in year 5.

Someone in my year at junior school pissed himself in assembly, and the puddle engulfed a friend of mine, who had to change into his PE kit for the rest of the day!

James wrote:Someone in my year at junior school pissed himself in assembly, and the puddle engulfed a friend of mine, who had to change into his PE kit for the rest of the day!

engulfed! its like a small scale tidal wave of piss destroying all in its path!
if we ever forgot our P.E.kit we would have to do it in our pants and girls didnt get away with it so theyd have to do it in knickers.all teachers even women(in this case)are dyke-paedo's!

another first school story:
there was a girl called charlotte lucas who used to show us boys her fanny under the table in first/infant school (aged bout 5or6yrs old).for me(being the oldest of three brothers)seeing a fanny at that age was rather fascinating,if not more so than they are now.
she would occasionally pee on the plastic chairs and even call the teacher a poo head,(the equivalent of fucking bitch)and other controversial words in the infant vocabulary.
she was rather funny.....always wondered why she never went to the same middle school or secondary school as me.she was probably too badass and uncontrollable from a young age and perhaps ended up at a naughty childrens place instead.shame!
a friend said she was at his middle school for a month or two but was removed.

Haha Rik mate, you've just reminded me why I love the word fanny so much.

Only when 6 year olds are mentioned does Spencer remember why he loves fanny.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Only when 6 year olds are mentioned does Spencer remember why he loves fanny.

i must admit her fanny was interesting on 2 levels:
1)i knew boys and girls were different as far as hair/clothes/voice/interests etc but it wasnt until seeing it that i realised girls have no penis,baffling,but at the same time intrigueing.it was only a physical difference,as it was still used for peeing.
it wouldnt be till middle school after various rhumours and those sex ed vids you see in year 6 that i got a bit more of an understanding what "vaginas" were and what they did etc.

2)also the baldness,peachyness,and standard vertical line of charlottes 6year old fanny was rare and ive never seen one like it since.
these days they tend to have all kinds of bits,some have what can only be described as bacon attachments,some smell funny,some are like an abyss,some even bleed!!! and others ive yet to discover.
but they will never be as simple in comparison as the one i got a peek at when i was a nipper.

radioactive rik wrote:2)also the baldness,peachyness,and standard vertical line of charlottes 6year old fanny was rare and ive never seen one like it since.

That is.... astonishing.

was thinking the same thing myself

Most insane post ever!