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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby MartinC on Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:46 pm

I just don't like girls at all as people, to be honest. It's quite depressing. I've only ever found like... two girls genuinely funny in my entire life. The rest don't have a sense of humour at all.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:55 pm

Two?

That's pretty impressive. I don't think I've ever encountered a girl that I would classify as 'funny', i.e. that could get a laugh out of a crowd of people at the pub or what have you. If they laugh at what I say I'm usually quite impressed.

For example, my flatmate showed a text to a girl at the library that I'd sent him. It read, 'There's a tight-bunned blonde on level 10 (of the library) whose arse I'd like to lick out as if it were a Cadbury's Cream Egg'. Whilst I found it quite funny, the girl in question didn't. The fact that I talk like that all the time regardless of who's in ear-shot probably explains why I've been single for so long...
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby Lev on Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:10 pm

I know one.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby caspio on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:13 pm

i know a few but they tend to be at their funnyiest when in the right situation, not many that are just plain fucking hilarious every day.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby thrashduck on Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:00 pm

There's some sparsely populated funny female comedians, like Julia Davies and er.. that other one.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby Steve on Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:19 pm

Yeah but are any of them straight?
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby thrashduck on Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:22 pm

She's straight, she's going out/married to Howard Moon from the mighty boosh. And she's pretty foxy.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby Steve on Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:34 pm

Fair enough
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby Lev on Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:34 pm

thrashduck wrote:She's straight, she's going out/married to Howard Moon from the mighty boosh. And she's pretty foxy.


She looks like an ironing board.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby thrashduck on Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:29 am

Watch Jam, then tell me you don't find her attractive.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby Leighsus on Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:42 am

She's had twins by Julian Barratt an' all. There you go trivia fans.

My wife's fucking hilarious. Thrashduck has met her and will no doubt back me up on that.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby thrashduck on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:01 am

Yehh, consider youself backed.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:46 am

She is only funny because she has tiny knobs for teeth.

I don't think i have ever met a funny woman.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:39 am

Never seen holyoaks but i was under the impression that so many people left Korn johnny daies is doing it on his own at donington this year as a busker.

In fact, fuck this thread, Korn killed the 90's. Wankers.
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Re: AAAAAAAAARGH!! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Postby MartinC on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:08 am

And Oasis saved it.
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