terrorizer wrote:Metal Iain wrote:terrorizer wrote:Metal Iain wrote:amok wrote:Metal Iain wrote:amok wrote:Metal Iain wrote:Harlotte Church!
But I've got the patent on that and will use it if Fat Calum from Amok ever dumps his Sand Monster of a girlfriend and learns how to play guitar well.
when we used to be friends, and in a time before you tried to kill me with glass, corkscrews, and beer bottles at any given moment, Harlotte Church was all set for world domination! but no, you had to sack me, even though, i clearly have the better writing abilities, for chasing a cat, you even ripped my favourite hat, you complete turdlington
It's your bird!
P.S. I wrote Balls of Steel so I win. Plus I can sweep pick. So there!
nah, i wrote that song, you disowned it coz i wrote the best chorus ever, and you couldnt accept it, plus, you never phoned max, the best singer ever, he was literally better than dickinson, and you had to ruin it all
I wrote it! I have it tabbed on Powertab to prove it. Plus, PLUS I wrote the Wild Child rip off. I didn't phone Max but I did text him whilst dropping my ring in the QM and said that we'd phone him when we found a drummer.
Me and Geoff are forming a Duran Duran tribute band now anyway. I'm Simon Le Bon and he's Nick Rhoads, the imaginary keyboarding-playing giraffe.
Thanks for hijacking the thread with your arguing. Kindly bugger off and do it somewhere else.
Bugger off yourself!
That's not arguing, that's a frank and honest exchange of opinions.
That are OT, so double bugger off yourself.
But digression really, really amuses me.
You should hook your ring up to a hamster's wheel and see if it can generate enough electricity to give you an anal orgasm.
