Rev D is now an official ordained Minister.

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:54 am

We can't be real doctors as it takes seven years in university. However, in the age of the internet, the kind religeous chappies at life church have ordained the REV D as an official ordained minister in the church of H.O.D. Pic of his certificate to practice is on our site main pics but it's a bit grainy.

Every gig is now a religeous ceremony preached from the book of the old school testament. When bands say they'll play weddings and funerals, we could do the service now too. Hold on, I'm a chef so I could do the buffet!

by **GoreBastard** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:55 am

I wanna be a Judas Priest... (that was awful)

by **thrashduck** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:31 am

Haha, nice.

Play at my funeral?

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:45 pm

Have you got any idea as to when it will be?

We normally split up every two years then have a five year break as a rule of thumb so it's either this year or 2015.

by **thrashduck** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:54 pm

I'll keep you posted.

On second thoughts, I'm planning to live quite a few years yet, so maybe it's unworkable. Oh this is a shame.

by **Dian Wei** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:46 pm

If i ever marry, he is going to do it.

There is no choice on that one.

by **thrashduck** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:55 pm

It'd be worth it just for the...

"HELP ME JEEBUS.. SAYVEEE MEEEE!"

by **Dian Wei** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:58 pm

The whole ceremony would be a H.O.D gig, in fact fuck the marriage.

by **Leighsus** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:30 pm

Is the cost of a funeral/baptism/wedding/service of any kind still cheese and beer?

by **terrorizer** on Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:56 pm

As he is a minister, does he have to bugger small boys, or can he opt out?

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:44 am

Dave's always been big in the buggery scene, this just gives him a licence on paper and an ID badge.

Yep, we can marry or bury you* for 24 beers and a cheeseboard (no foreskin removal though cermonies, that's just wrong).

Sends yer PM'Z!

*Would be grateful if a hole was pre-dug somewhere, otherwise it's an extra 12 beers.