MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

\m/Steve\m/ wrote:I snapped my mate's g-string last night

Better to snap a G string than a Banjo string. My flat mate did that. I heard it was quite messy.

I cringed.

I laughed. The funny thing is I didn't find out 'til my other flatmate texted me whilst I was taking a shit in the library bogs.

Ahhh the old shit in the library bogs. Many times have Sheffield Hallam felt the smelly wrath of Martin J. Crawford.

The same thing can be said of myself and Glasgow although my anti-Semitic musings on the bog wall have lingered longer than my 'smelly wrath'.

Metal Iain wrote:anti-Semitic musings

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Atom wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:anti-Semitic musings

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Joke...

I don't usually write anything on the bog walls any more. I used to write band names all the time, respond to 'how big is your knob' surveys and such like but these days I just prefer reading the sectarian insults written on the wall in green pen.

Bog wall reading material, funny and sometimes, scary!

My favorite story:

I was taking a dump at a service station and I notice this tiny scrawl at the bottom of the door that read:

"Beware the gay limbo dancer"

Genius!