Death metal fans moody and surly?

What are the chances of that happening [/Harry Hill voice]

You would be too, I hear Karl Sanders won't even look at them during.

Anyway, since i'm bored, i've decided to look into the future, when Heretic are signed to earache and Martin goes to meet digby after he hears the album. It'll go a little something like this:

Martin: Heyyy!
Digby: Hey, Martin, what's up?
Martin: Digby Pearson. What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What's up?
Digby: Martin, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Martin: Umm, yeah, what's...
Digby: Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: Okay.
Martin: So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
Digby: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Martin: Wh-
Digby: This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record.
Martin: Wha-
Digby: Do you know what's happening to me out there?
Martin: Wh-wha-what's the problem?
Digby: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Martin: Who's Violent...?
Digby: Zavvi told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Martin: But, I-
Digby: I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this. You know why Evile's record was so successful? They're singing about thrashing, Murder, Blood, and Battles. You're singing about Football and Britishness.
Martin: I mean-
Digby: I can't sell this shit!
Martin: What-
Digby: Either change the record or it's not coming out!
Martin: What, I-
Digby: Now get the fuck out of my office!
Martin: What am I supposed-
Digby: NOW!
Martin: Alright man, whatever.

Haha, why has Martin turned into Joey from friends?

Yeah, I thought a few people wouldn't get it. Surely some will?

i got it

textbook

Dig wouldn't say ass, he'd say arse. Friends is the ultimate fail.

it's got nothing to with friends.

Still, Friends is the ultimate fail.

Yes it is, but this has literally nothing to do with friends. And nothing to do with what Digby would really sound like.

Uh oh yeah
Oh suck it
Oh fuck you
Oh Ian
Oh this is why they call you Terrorizer ain't it?
Oh fuck you
Oh take it out take it out
Oh now give something to Craig
Oh violent Craig
Wait don't bite it
Don't be violent with it now just suck it
Nice and slow yeah
Oh oh fuck yeah
You got oh
Now give it back to Ian
He was sucking it better
Oh now say my name
(Lyall)
Say my name
(Lyall)
WHAT?
Oh fuck you guys
Give me my dick back
Fuck you guys
If you want Lyall you can have Lyall
Fuck you guys I'm leaving
(Martin no!)
(Martin wait, oh damn)
(Nice going Ian)

boovidge wrote:Uh oh yeah
Oh suck it
Oh fuck you
Oh Ian
Oh this is why they call you Terrorizer ain't it?
Oh fuck you
Oh take it out take it out
Oh now give something to Craig
Oh violent Craig
Wait don't bite it
Don't be violent with it now just suck it
Nice and slow yeah
Oh oh fuck yeah
You got oh
Now give it back to Ian
He was sucking it better
Oh now say my name
(Lyall)
Say my name
(Lyall)
WHAT?
Oh fuck you guys
Give me my dick back
Fuck you guys
If you want Lyall you can have Lyall
Fuck you guys I'm leaving
(Martin no!)
(Martin wait, oh damn)
(Nice going Ian)

superb

COZ I AM!

WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM!

IF I WASN'T!

THEN WHY WOULD I SAY I AM!?

Reminem?

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