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Postby zykloned on Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:13 pm

Immortalicide wrote:Personally, i dont like big tits!!! Smaller and firmer is better!!!!! :D


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Postby Bangover on Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:21 pm

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Postby ribbons69 on Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:25 pm

Atom wrote:Same man. Most of my friends are arse guys but I'm a boob fiend forever.

Tits and arse FTW!
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Postby Styxx on Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:18 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:
Bangover wrote:
MartinC wrote:Image


Amazing.

tr00ly epic


Definatley the right word for it!

I see Immortallicide's point, there's a limit to how big they can be without sagging. Although the tits in question here clearley defy that rule. Too small ain't good though. I'd imagine being with a girl with no tits would be like being with a child, and that's not cool. Not at all. I'd say a large C is about the right size myself, with B and D being the lower and upper limits.
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:36 am

Oh my god, tits. They are my favourite thing in the world... Oh my god. They're so fucking amazing.
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Postby MartinC on Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:56 am

Styxx wrote:
The Fourth Norseman wrote:
Bangover wrote:
MartinC wrote:Image


Amazing.

tr00ly epic


Definatley the right word for it!

I see Immortallicide's point, there's a limit to how big they can be without sagging. Although the tits in question here clearley defy that rule. Too small ain't good though. I'd imagine being with a girl with no tits would be like being with a child, and that's not cool. Not at all. I'd say a large C is about the right size myself, with B and D being the lower and upper limits.


Yeah, I've never really gone for birds with massive novelty tits, but they're good to gawk at every now and then.
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Postby James on Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:26 pm

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Postby STD_Caps on Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:32 pm

Styxx wrote:
The Fourth Norseman wrote:
Bangover wrote:
MartinC wrote:Image


Amazing.

tr00ly epic


Definatley the right word for it!

I see Immortallicide's point, there's a limit to how big they can be without sagging. Although the tits in question here clearley defy that rule. Too small ain't good though. I'd imagine being with a girl with no tits would be like being with a child, and that's not cool. Not at all. I'd say a large C is about the right size myself, with B and D being the lower and upper limits.


Oh, so now it's not cool to fuck kids. I'm definitely not with it.

On a more serious note, as much as I am not into sexism in way there is something seriously hypnotic and beautiful about that picture, hence it must be quoted on every funny pics page henceforth...

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Postby Immortalicide on Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:52 pm

MartinC wrote:Image

Amazing.


The gal on the left is only so close to see if she can find the valve to pump them up!!!! Beach balls = fail, B-cup FTW!!!!!!!!! :dance:
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Postby Hostile on Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:52 pm

B-cup boobs is a crime against society!

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Postby Darkweasel on Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:13 am

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Postby Styxx on Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:57 am

STD_Caps wrote:Oh, so now it's not cool to fuck kids. I'm definitely not with it.

On a more serious note, as much as I am not into sexism in way there is something seriously hypnotic and beautiful about that picture, hence it must be quoted on every funny pics page henceforth...

That is all.


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I was at work today over in Jesmond in Newcastle. We (as a company) work at two places over there, over the road from each other and owned by the same people, so when two of us are engineering we both set up both venues, just to make things a bit easier. So I was seeting up at Mr Lynch (yes, that's the name of the bar), and I saw Paddy, the barman, showing two new members of staff round. One was a bloke, so I didn't care, but the other was a girl who was quite clearly smuggling peanuts.

I had a bit of a chuckle about this with one of the barmen, then went about my work. A little later, I was over at the other bar, As You Like It (yes, that's the name of a bar...) chatting to the doorman, when a woman with the world's biggest nipples came in from the cold wearing no bra.

IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
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Postby Destruction on Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:02 am

pics or it didnt happen.
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Postby Styxx on Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:05 am

Uh... You'll just have to trust me. To be fair, it's a pretty high class bar, I couldn't just get my camera out and start taking pics. Maybe at Mr Lynch I could get away with it.
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Postby Steve on Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:41 pm

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More where that came from http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/
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