Listen here.

A pizza is not a pizza. Go and have a pizza in Venice, then go to Camden and have a pizza from Hoolywood Grill. Then you will see, a pizza is not a pizza.

Yes indeed Tom, that place in Ealing is amazing, if it's the one I think you're talking about - didn't we get takeaway joys from there a while ago? It was very glorious and unbelievable form what I can remember.

And when you order from Dominos online, they deliver it to you in something like 15 mins. Well done to them.

So fuck you all you cunts.

Still doesn't change the fact that the stuffede crust is crappy.

I wouldn't pay 20 quid for a pizza deal, f that. You can get buy one get half price at my local shitshack, if there's two of you, that comes out at about a fiver for a 14 inch pizza each. Meat feast is beast yeast. Or get bloody 2 for 1 on Tuesdays at Dominackers!

pizzas overall are cheese+sauce+dough+toppings.

i dont care what pizza i have as long as theres NO PINEAPPLE. pineapple is rough as it is,and its a fruit! fruit doesnt belong on a pizza. you wouldnt put apple or bananas on one,so why pineapple?

anyway,to me its about what sauce you have available to accompany the pizza. its basically like dipping an open subway sandwich.
so without some sweet chilli passion or some reggae reggae or even garlic cream sauce,the pizza is only average.

i remember a pizza in the restaurant i used to wash up at as a teen.it was called the londoner and was basically a fry up on a pizza base.it didnt really catch on.

iceland do a spaghetti bolognese themed pizza which aint bad and a kebab pizza which aint too appealing.

i usually prefer a spicy style,jalapeno/mexican/inferno style pizza personally.

failing that then a meaty style one is my next favourabe.

cheese and tomato pizza is the equivalent of ready salted. basically basic basics. not interesting enough.

and yes i am guilty of enjoying the limited edition xfactor chicago town pizza on numerous occasions.dont diss it...Donny and Billy will agree that the simon cowell-packaged special was rather tasty.

We had that kebab pizza at Donny's and it was nice!

Also I've had apple and banana on pizza, so..

I also like pineapple, so rik.

Eat more fruit, peace and love.


Oh and pizza is bland and average, i consider it a larger cheese on toast.

Dian Wei wrote:We had that kebab pizza at Donny's and it was nice!

Also I've had apple and banana on pizza, so..

oh yeah,we had the kebab jobbie. then i must have had an xfactor one on a seperate occasion round there.
that kebab one was half decent and luckily Donny had some daddies/hp brown sauce if i remember correctly...

haha,fruity pizza,i knew someone on here has probably experimented with a dude food pizza concoction

Dominos is amazing, I am a double decadence base man, I love that shit

radioactive rik wrote: fruit doesnt belong on a pizza.

Tomato is a fruit. Peppers are fruit. But yeah, pineapple is a bit mental. Domino's have milk in the base. Cheeseless spicy vegetarian from Papa John's is my vegan treat.

Some thoughts....

Domino's is way overpriced for what it is. I thought the Reggae Reggae option was really underwhelming last time I tried it.

Pineapple on pizza rules.

A kebab pizza sounds fucking rough.

Rik needs to stop shagging Iceland.

MartinC wrote:Rik needs to stop shagging Iceland.

i know,tell me about it...my dick is all frostbitten...

You can get Haggis pizza in our local Sainsbury's, it's awesome.

I'd go for haggis pizza. I'm in Glasgow at the moment. I've had haggis pakora. It was banging. The end

Rad Rik has the most grim trve dick

Rik, eat some grilled gammon and pineapple, it will change your life. Preferably you should eat this while listening to Smile Back At Death by Blaze Bayley.