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Re: Porn

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:43 am

Don't be daft!

You're from Sheffield. I've accidentally NAILED two drop goals though. Imagine Lampard scoring for 48 metres...
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Re: Porn

Postby MartinC on Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:13 pm

I'm from Matlock, I live in Sheffield for Uni.
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Re: Porn

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:16 pm

God, I need to stop drinking.
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Re: Porn

Postby James on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:39 am

With this post I overtake Iain again... ah the sweet, momentary superiority.
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Re: Porn

Postby metaltony on Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:16 am

Classic ben dover..
http://www.tube8.com/mature/mature-housewife-slut/1567/
http://www.tube8.com/mature/hot-milf/2076/
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Re: Porn

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:37 am

This thread is horrid, totally horrid.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Porn

Postby Seregon-James on Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:31 am

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Re: Porn

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:53 pm

This thread has spyware written all over it if I click a link. I'm happy with my Freemans catalogue.
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Re: Porn

Postby thrashduck on Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:25 pm

Who would come on UKThrash actively seeking porn?!

All I know is I can type in, say, "sex fetish" into a search engine and..
IN A BAND?! SEND ME NEWS NOW!
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Re: Porn

Postby James on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:21 pm

http://youporn.com/watch/19657

Phwoar! (an excellent word) She's a bit of alright! (an excellent phrase)

Seriously though, wouldn't it contradict the history of this forum to not allow a thread like this and allow so much other (albeit hilarious) crap?! :lol:
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Re: Porn

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:30 pm

poor effort porn vid there :lol:
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Re: Porn

Postby James on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:41 pm

Yeah, not enough horses and anus ramming eh? :lol: I wasn't posting it as an amazing video, just that she's a hottie :dance:
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Re: Porn

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:47 pm

she's average for porn
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Re: Porn

Postby James on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:47 pm

You're average for porn.
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Re: Porn

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:49 pm

james asheby sex tape
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