Heretic finally sorts out line-up

by **Atom** on Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:53 pm

Thats what I was thinking, fucking masterpiece! :lol:

by **MartinC** on Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:08 pm

And the accuracy of Lyall's massive head.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:28 am

haha that's such a good picture, I wish we could look that realistic in our band photos...

good luck with the new line up (again) you boys

by **MartinC** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:30 am

All we have to do now is find an excuse to fire Lyall so that we have no original members.

by **Chris** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:30 am

..to you, oh earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath..

by **MartinC** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:35 am

evil steve wrote:Dont you just hate these unsigned bands who think they're so important they have to put out announcements about their latest line ups!Wouldn't get Pitiful Reign behaving like that!!!

Having just read Hallowed Point's new line-up announcement on Myspace, I take back everything I said about Pitiful Reign. Hallowed Point take pretentious-unsigned-band-3rd-person-bollocks to previously unimaginable heights. I never thought I'd see the word 'augmentation' used in a statement by a Thrash metal band.

by **Chris** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:43 am

thrash metal maniac wrote:haha that's such a good picture, I wish we could look that realistic in our band photos...

good luck with the new line up (again) you boys

I guarantee it will never change again. Unless one of us dies. Or Martin regains his murdering streak.

by **MartinC** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:44 am

Or if Avril Lavigne asks me to play guitar for her *dribbles*.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:04 am

MartinC wrote:Or if Avril Lavigne asks me to play guitar for her *dribbles*.

yeah fuck thrash when you can be playing with her!!!! :dance:

by **demonic-dave** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 2:38 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:
MartinC wrote:Or if Avril Lavigne asks me to play guitar for her *dribbles*.

yeah fuck thrash when you can be playing with her!!!!

I dont think he means playing any instruments, unless it is a sex toy.

by **MartinC** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:06 pm

Avril Lavigne is one of the two bands I'd leave Heretic for. The other is The Sounds. I hope you see a pattern emerging here.

by **demonic-dave** on Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:54 pm

MartinC wrote:Avril Lavigne is one of the two bands I'd leave Heretic for. The other is The Sounds. I hope you see a pattern emerging here.

we see the pattern. you just go soft for bad female band members (i dont know if the female from the sounds is the singer or not, nor do i care) Now give me Doro any day.

by **MartinC** on Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:14 am

Doro is old and shit.

by **Creeping_Dave** on Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:23 am

MartinC wrote:Doro is old and shit.

So is Dave! :lol:

by **MartinC** on Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:49 am

Ziiiiiiinggggggggggggg! :lol: