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Postby Metal Iain on Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:32 pm

Ken!

I want to put my knob in Kate McCann's third nursehole.

NURSEHOLE!
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:40 pm

Pavarotting in the waste below!!!
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:26 pm

boovidge wrote:the rumour was that she killed her with sedatives. doesnt explain the blood though...


did anyone see kate's pics in the times today? so fit.. :shock:


boove get it together, she has a tache for a start
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:54 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:
boovidge wrote:the rumour was that she killed her with sedatives. doesnt explain the blood though...


did anyone see kate's pics in the times today? so fit.. :shock:


boove get it together, she has a tache for a start


Yeh sorry, I don't think she's fit either. She has a Michael Jackson nose as well.
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Postby James on Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:12 pm

I think she's a reasonable enough MILF.
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Postby ribbons69 on Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:17 pm

James wrote:I think she's a reasonable enough MILF.

Maybe,maybe not.But if you get to give her one,remember to keep your wits about you,because before you know it she'll be saying "having trouble sleeping sweetheart?" the syringe'll be out and before you know it you will have been "accidentally" murdered,chopped up with a spade and dumped in the sea.
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Postby boovidge on Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:53 pm

it'd be worth it!


fuck all the kate h8ers!

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Postby TheSmilingGoat on Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:38 am

i say we feed pavoroties body to the starving children in africa
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:00 pm

Who?
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby STD_Caps on Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:26 pm

TheSmilingGoat wrote:i say we feed pavoroties body to the starving children in africa


There was more than one Pavarotti?
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Postby boovidge on Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:26 pm

pav-a-rot-i

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Postby TheSmilingGoat on Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:06 am

me bad spiller :dance:
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Postby Immortalicide on Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:19 pm

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Postby Stevedot2 on Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:10 pm

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Oh god that's fucking funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ribbons69 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:55 pm

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