Yeah she's pretty gorgeous. I'd put a picture up and that, but y'know, that's more or less the saddest thing I could ever do. I must be good because I didn't speak to her for like a month and she still came back for more.

Martin you are a legend.

MartinC wrote:Yeah she's pretty gorgeous. I'd put a picture up and that, but y'know, that's more or less the saddest thing I could ever do. I must be good because I didn't speak to her for like a month and she still came back for more.

Bravo Ex sex is always the easiest, you don't need to get "in there" to score

I've never had a girlfriend who wanted her ex back, they either hated them or just were cool

I've never been an advocate of being friends with ex-girlfriends. I've never really seen the point in it and it's never worked when I've tried it. On the other hand, I've always been into schadenfreude.

'Iain, I had an ectopic pregnancy 18 months ago and had to have a fallopian tube removed.'

*Iain thinks 'Yass! Ya fuckin' beauty! There is a god!'*

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I love ex boyfriends. The more they cry about them, the more Lev 'comforts' them. Score.

You "comfort" ex-boyfriends? Up the bum?

Yeah, they all wear pink and call themselves Ribbons.

To be fair though, I have fallen stupidly in love with her, so I'm not the complete bad-ass I make myself out to be.


Despite railing her senseless.


To the point where I caused her a number of injuries.


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MartinC wrote: railing her senseless.


To the point where I caused her a number of injuries.


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The only way to fuck.

I've had messy incidents in the past with ex-boyfriends. Do not want to reflect on that too much.

Her ex-boyfriends aren't a threat to me - all fuckin puffs. I'm surprised she even went for a proper bloke like me.

Why did you break up with her in the first place?

My sense of humour and borderline raging alcoholism has always been my downfall with lassies.

We broke up last year in the Summer time after going out for a while. Not a lot of her friends liked me because

A) I was abusive and threatening to them.

B) The majority of the lads she's mates with want to bang her and they were pissed off that she was going out with me.

So she ended up splitting up with me, but not really being too happy about doing so. After that we were just messing each other about for around a year until I had her round mine last Thursday.

And New Year's Eve?

Tsk!

Splitting up because of other people is gay as fuck.

New Year's Eve was my other ex-bird, in retaliation to the current one pissing me off and getting a new bloke. But yeah, it really annoyed me because I had no control over her friends and I couldn't help what they were telling her and I thought it'd be solved by me telling them I was going to kick their head's in, when obviously it had the complete adverse effect.

You did the right thing, though. A similar thing happened to me when my then-girlfriend's best mate text me saying that I was 'shocking' for not spending enough time with her at school. I told the mate to get to fuck, not even in such base terms, and the bird went mental. Her telling me that, it would be me to go if it were to come down to me or her friends, ultimately fucked the thing up.

When it finally went tits-up it was actually rather grand to be a complete cunt to all her mates when they tried to gang up on me.

Being a cunt is always fun!