I call it 'fancy pasta'

...Monkey tennis?

boovidge wrote:What do you call that pasta in bows? sort of like a bow tie but miniature. Like an action man bow tie.

Farfalle.
Yes, I'll have... that, with action man bow tie.

"You want some cheese? Hmm spells a bit nutty.. Smell my cheese. Smell my cheese! SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!"

"I've got cheese!"

it says 'cook' where it once said 'COCK' and it now says 'pass' where it once said 'PISS'

You daft racist.

Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now?

Come on Sonja, let's be appalling.


Tonight Matthew I ate a tuna mayo pasta dish. Easy, fun and enjoyable to the face. And some left over for lunch tomorrow. It's lovely cold.

jonny_boy34 wrote:Tonight Matthew I ate a tuna mayo pasta dish. Easy, fun and enjoyable to the face. And some left over for lunch tomorrow. It's lovely cold.

Good, but always reminds me of cat sick. I had a dinner of Chicken nuggets, chicken dippers, crispy potatoes, potato wedges, chips and sweetcorn. I'm leaving the halls for the year tommorow, so I'm eating the fuck up. Now I'm stuffed.

Now for my favourite ever Alan Partridge quote:

"The man's mentally ill! I've seen him eat a plastic pie!"

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for you wife who is also your brother!

"How many cows have you got?"
"I've got a hundred cows."
"I've got a hundred and four friends."

"You make pigs smoke."
"You feed beefburgers to swans."
"You feed your donkey's chips."
"I've seen the big eared boys on farms."

"It's... it's all just a pain in the arse!"

"What was he doing on the bloody roof!"
"He was fixing the television aerial-"
"No I know, I was being rhetorical."

"Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think, Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

MartinC wrote:I have looked up PETA. Our bassist and his girlfriend are vegetarians, so I'm always trying to find facts to annoy them with, so I end up researching it quite a bit. To be honest, my main gripe is with PETA2. I don't like how they target kids and use things like "OOH OLI SYKES FROM BRING ME THE HORIZON SAYS VEGETARIANS ARE FITTER THAN MEAT EATERS" (near enough the actual quote) to achieve this, I think it degrades the vegetarians out there that have some real moral convictions rather than just doing it for some fashionable shit.

I wasnt sure if to add to this topic or not, as i am still a butcher (part-time). Also my mum and sister are veggies too. My opinion is thus (for what it is worth).
As i sell and butcher animals, it doesn't mean i endorse in any way cruelty and suffering to animals. I have had it levelled at me that that is a paradox, but that is from people with agendas.
I dont approve of judgemental people telling others what to do and what lifestyles to follow (in all aspects of life), but people should be able to define their own lifestyles with morals and some level of intelligence.
Eating meat DOESN'T have to involve suffering to animals, no matter what some people say, as if the right laws on husbandry and processing are adhered to, suffering is not part of the process.
Buy british!!!! We actually adhere to the best animal conditions in the world and even other eec member states flaunt laws blatantly that we adhere to. Cheaper foreign meats may seem better value, but thats because the rearing of these animals is more profitable to the detriment of welfare.
Some of these pro-active animal rights groups are just fronts for people to justify and express outlets for their penchant for violence and terrorism. What is wrong with measured and peaceful argument? It wasnt digging up dead relatives and letter bombs that brought changes to the laws on vivesection, cattle crates or even halal slaughtering in this country.
Yes, i live a few miles away from that guinea pig farm where the dead corpse of that owners mother was stolen ( i even know a couple of members of the family), but the animals were reared here in conditions not detrimental to them, and the experiments they were used in were in british laboritories, which again, adhere to stricter laws that do ones in south america or asia. Can these people not see that now it has shut, the demand for these animals hasnt gone away, but the rearing and research is being done in other countries where the welfare of the animals is less important, therefore by their own actions they have increased the suffering to animals!!!!! This is the same argument i made a few years back when all the live export calf protests were going on. A simple chain really,
we drink milk
it comes from a cow
to continue producing milk a cow needs to give birth to a calf
male caves have little worth to a dairy farmer
that calf is used for meat - we eat little calf meat in this country (although more than you would think and i bet nearly all of you have had a kebab recently)
calf meat is eaten more on the continent
they rear calves in worse conditions that we do (crates etc)
if we stop supplying them with calves, the demand WONT go away
the continental farmer rear more calves and start supplying us with our milk as our farmers have gone bankrupt!!!!

Is that so hard to understand??????

Also, if someone who rears an animal withthe intention of selling it, then it is in their interest to ensure that the animal is in prime condition to get the best price, so why would they mistreat, beat and harm that animal???

Back to topic, I woke up after being really, really, really wasted last night to find an XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, OH YEAH!!!