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Postby James on Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:49 pm

We found a box of porn magazine cuttings when playing in our 'den' once. We had a pretty good idea whose it was as well (some odd kid and his brother) - we had a look through it, but I don't think all of it was aimed at a male audience! :?
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Postby terrorizer on Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:14 pm

James wrote:I don't think all of it was aimed at a male audience! :?


MartinC might have liked it :shock:
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Postby Viking on Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:10 pm

This thread is so fucking true man!!
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Postby phodg on Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:03 pm

Brings back memories of my youth. :)
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Postby Immortalicide on Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:08 pm

I remeber when i occasionally got hold of a copy of one of the "harder" mags (playbirds, park lane, lovebirds etc) which are soooo tame by todays internet standards. Growing up today im sure all todays youth must be so perverted!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Atom on Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:47 pm

If its not a monkey raping a car, I'm not interested.
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Postby Immortalicide on Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:18 pm

Atom wrote:If its not a monkey raping a car, I'm not interested.


HEHEH YOU WANT TO BUY A WEST MIDLAND SAFARI PARK BROCHURE FOR A FIVER?????
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Postby Heavy Metal Holly on Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:32 am

terrorizer wrote:
boovidge wrote:you have to delete all the cookies and temp internet files though :wink: and not forgetting the dreaded history!


And it makes your mouse smell too :oops:


LMFAO!

That really was a mint read LOL
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:21 pm

Immortalicide wrote:im sure all todays youth must be so perverted!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Fucking right!!!!!! :dance:
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Postby boovidge on Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:29 pm

for my pornographic needs i heartily endorse cheggit.net :dance:
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:25 pm

You wan't believe what you can find on Google. The other day I saw a picture of a woman and a Scottish Terrier being urinated on by a dwarf. Mind you I did type in "a woman and a Scottish Terrier being urinated on by a dwarf." :D
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Postby EvileOL on Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:47 pm

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EvileOL wrote:I'll never forget the day me and my mate Alex found an actual BOX full of porn in the park. it was just, under some trees.


You must have thought, "There is a god".


well, the age i was i was thinking more "what is he doing to that woman?" closely followed by "weyhey!!!"
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Postby demonic-dave on Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:27 pm

Just used to hide then betwewen other mags so no one except the shop keeper knew what i purchased.
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:03 pm

demonic-dave wrote:Just used to hide then betwewen other mags so no one except the shop keeper knew what i purchased.


I once brought a copy of the Daily Mail and had to buy a copy of Escort to wrap it in cos I was so embarrassed. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Postby EvileOL on Sun Feb 11, 2007 4:13 pm

me and the lady will go and openly buy the p00nography
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