I'm the best

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:43 am

Last night I went to people from work to this place in Muswell Hill for a birthday celebration, and it turned out it was a karaoke night. There weren't many people there but everyone was drunk, so you can imagine how horrible some of the songs were.

Anyway, it got to the point where I'd had enough of these idiots, so I did Master of Puppets. The whole 8 minutes. Then me and my friend did Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life, and some fat girl gave me her number.

I win.

by **southwestthrasher** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:58 am

by **Atom** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:45 pm

Nice, horrible out of place metal is great at parties.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:46 pm

The best thing is, I was told it was the best performance of the night! :lol:

by **MartinC** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:14 pm

If I ever did Karaoke, I'd only ever choose one song...

"SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER MEGA MEGA WHITE THING MEGA MEGA WHITE THING LAGER LAGER LAGER!"

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:28 pm

I looked to see if they had Freelove Freeway actually, but they didn't. Cunts. They had Different World by Iron Maiden and Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, but not Freelove Freeway. Idiots.

by **Dian Wei** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:56 pm

If they had that song i would go back in time and rape the karaoke machine to death.

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:46 pm

I sang ace of spades on some goon's singstar, and got the worst score known to humankind.

by **Herzeleid** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:19 pm

thrashduck wrote:I sang ace of spades on some goon's singstar, and got the worst score known to humankind.

What did you do, sing in key?

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:26 pm

I also wondered how you could get a good score singing like Lemmy...

by **GoreBastard** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:21 pm

Herzeleid wrote:
thrashduck wrote:I sang ace of spades on some goon's singstar, and got the worst score known to humankind.

What did you do, sing in key?

hahaha

LEMMMMYYYYY!!!!

by **Dian Wei** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:23 pm

by **Metal Iain** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:23 pm

Fat birds = remind me to cut my hair, lose at least 8 of my 12 bellies and start listening to the Foo Fighters.

Sod it = keeps the long hair, adds a 13th belly and continues listening to The Eagles.

by **Darkweasel** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:52 pm

Atom wrote::lol:

Nice, horrible out of place metal is great at parties.

A mate of mine got married a few years ago and we had a designated half hour metal section. Xentrix, Children of Bodom, White Zombie, Slayer and Anthrax.
Scared the old ladies out of their incontinence pants.

by **zykloned** on Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:27 pm

I've heard your singing, I can't believe you won!!

:lol: