Your mother's anus is so prolapsed, it looks like a beaver with no skin trying to escape from hell.

Your mum has pancreatic cancer and she's not responding well to the treatment. It's not looking good. Sorry man.

Dian Wei wrote:Your mother's anus is so prolapsed, it looks like a beaver with no skin trying to escape from hell.

Your mum's a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail

Cernunnos wrote:Your mum's a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail

Finally, a funny one.

Page 4 is best so far.

Your mum's so fat, when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.

Your mum's so fat, I roll over three times and I'm still on top of her.

Your mum's so fat that when I'm fucking her I burn my ass on the lightbulb.

Your mum's so fat I have to roll her over in flour to find her wet spot.

And one I just made up: Your mum's so ugly that I have to bludgeon her face with a ten pound sledge hammer for a good fifteen minutes just to make her presentable enough that I can look at her without throwing up.

What a fun game!

Your mum is none of my buisness so im not gunna judge her cos that would be just plain nasty of me and even if she was fat, thats not a problem cos at the end of the day people come in all shapes and sizes , so dont worry mate.










How do you play this game?

yo momma so fat she need to buy multiple tickets for herself when going to wacken!

i found your mum on the internet...

rik, tone it down

The Fourth Norseman wrote:rik, tone it down

ok,fair enough,for now her tits are as low as its gonna get!badoom tschh!

That is truly repulsive. Honestly, it makes me want to wash my eyes with kerosene.

Martin would still hit it.

I'd hit it too, with a brick tied to a length of rope.

Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:I'd hit it too, with a brick tied to a length of rope.

I hate to admit it, but that was good