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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:59 pm

Wordplay makes good jokes!!! Well, sometimes... I over use it sooooo much to amuse myself but noone usually has a clue what I'm on about when I crack out a classic :lol:

GUNS = BAD
PEOPLE = BAD
GUNS + PEOPLE = BADDER

ROBOTS = GOOD
ROBOTS WITH GUNS = AWESOME!!!

therefore all guns should be used by robots
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby Darkweasel on Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:54 pm

If you listen really carefully, you can make out the sound of Michael Moore having a big party.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby GoreBastard on Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:05 pm

Heston's dead eh?

That's what he gets for voicing his opinion on why the song 'Cop Killer' by Bodycount should be banned.

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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby MartinC on Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:24 am

Yeah, that cunt got what he deserved - a long life! Good riddance!!
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:57 am

Darkweasel wrote:If you listen really carefully, you can make out the sound of Michael Moore having a big party.


I can't wait for that disgusting fat-body to choke on his own cholesterol like.

Lads! I just thought of something! What if you were living in America and a fucking big grizzly bear burst in through your front door and it was all like 'CRAAAAWWWWSH! RAAAAHHHHRRRR!' and you were like 'Fuck! I wish I had an M4 to take down this big grizzly bastard'? Bearing in mind that a grizzly can kill you with a single swipe of its paw, I'd be hoping I at least had an Uzi in the fridge...
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby MartinC on Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:53 am

I'd probably reason with it.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby Lev on Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:10 pm

I'd be all like "Hey relax guy"
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby MartinC on Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:18 pm

He's not your guy, friend!
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:49 pm

Fuck, you're right! I better go and buy a gun now, just in case a bear comes through my door tonight. Fuck, I'm shitting myself now. He definitely won't be my friend, buddy.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby Silent Cream on Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:04 pm

Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around. Therefore guns are ok in my book.
I remember a Nirvana tune, 'I Hate Myself and I Want to Die.' As much as I like Kurt Cobain. I can't have people like that coming over here, on smack, fucking saying that they hate themselves and they wanna die. That's fucking rubbish. Kids don't need to be hearing that non-sense.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby MartinC on Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:09 pm

Silent Cream wrote:Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around. Therefore guns are ok in my book.


Something... something... scapegoat... something... something... media.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby Lev on Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:23 pm

Silent Cream wrote:Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around.


He did anyway, he was well 'ard.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby Herzeleid on Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:06 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
Silent Cream wrote:Nevermind bears, without guns the King of England could walk straight up to you and start pushing you around.


He did anyway, he was well 'ard.


Germans tend to be, aye.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:19 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:Fuck, you're right! I better go and buy a gun now, just in case a bear comes through my door tonight. Fuck, I'm shitting myself now. He definitely won't be my friend, buddy.


You forgot to mention that owning a gun makes you super-hardcore.

I once shot my dad in the belly with a BB gun in Spain. It was fucking hilarious. Word got round the hotel about what had happened and he got slagged to fuck about it.
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Re: Charlton Heston dies

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:42 pm

your down?
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