GAMA BOMB Lyrics Competition - WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT!

by **gamabomb** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:28 pm

We've been so overwhelmed with entries to our great Vomulator lyrics competition that it was a very tough call, but we've finally picked a winner! Thanks to everyone for taking part, we were surprised so many people are as insane as we are! We had entries about everything from Leprechauns to new, depraved sex acts, but we finally settled on Reanimator Luke's lyrics. Congrats Luke! While there's no actual prize or any money (ever) to give you, you'll get an extra special thanks on any future release of the track!

Cheers fuckers, here are the lyrics that stole our hearts. And ballbags.

A bunch of suit-clad corporate saps
With barrels full of toxic crap
Told “Lose the waste or lose your job”
So they just dump them in a bog
But something living in the swamp
On the slime began to chomp
Unnatural enzymes have their way
Fucking up its DNA

Rising from the noxious Goo
Chucking up acidic spew
Nothing for mankind to do
It’s gonna vomulate on you!

Humans called it Vomulator
Giant mutant alligator
20 ft long with teeth like knives
Insatiable need to end your lives
Idiotic corporate blunder
Unleashed a beast of deadly chunder
Toxic bile corroding flesh
Massive jaws crunch up the rest

Meaner than a zombie Haggar
Smell the evil on its breath
Mutant monster, none is radder
Killed more men than Judge Death

Giant maw now opens wide
Wave of spew from up inside
Skin melting in the toxic sick
Best hope that your end comes quick
Begging for the pain to stop
You’re like the guy from Robocop
But the horror’s unabated
Because you just got Vomulated
Argh!

by **thrashduck** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:48 pm

I'll definetly be entering this when I've got a bit of time. I've written some pretty insane poetry in the past. GOOGLY BOOGLY!

by **ash** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:52 pm

now this is a story
all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how i became prince of a town called "bel air"

iiiin west philadelfia born and raised
on the playground where i spent most of my days
chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
and all shooting some v-lator outside of the school
when a couple of guys who were up in no good
started making trouble in my neighbourhood!
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air.

i whistled for a cab and when it came near the
licenseplate said "vomulator" and had a cock in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah forget it, yo home to bel air!

i pulled up to a house about seven or eight
and i yelled to the cabby yo, home vom-u-lator!
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

:rockdevil:

by **Rich Terminate** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:32 pm

check your pm's guys.

by **MartinC** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:43 pm

I'm DEFINITELY entering!

THRASHING TO DEATH!
THRASH THRASH THRASH
TOXIC THIS! TOXIC THAT!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

by **Holy Crap! Lions!** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:50 pm

by **oxfordrocks** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:47 pm

What rhymes with Vomulator ??

Alligator,
Masterbater,
Gladiator,
Cheese Grater,

hmmm......I think I've got the perfect song.
I'll work on it tonight.

by **Rich Terminate** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:48 pm

this was my first attempt:

VOMULATOR

VERSE 1
Start the engine, get in gear
Machinery of sickness is drawing near
Victims are all torn in half
From their stomach bursts a toxic barf!

VERSE 2
Bang your head to vomulator's funk
While you spew contagious chunks
Death's inevitable when you hurl
VOMULATE THE ENTIRE WORLD!

CHORUS
Wimps and poseurs, see you later!
Death by green-goo: VOMULATOR!

VERSE 3
So when you let out a poisonous belch
Or in your gut feel a septic squelch
Pray that your death will be quick
When you throw up the hazardous sick!

CHORUS
Wimps and poseurs, see you later!
Death by green-goo: VOMULATOR!

by **ash** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:50 pm

Rich Terminate wrote:this was my first attempt:

VOMULATOR

VERSE 1
Start the engine, get in gear
Machinery of sickness is drawing near
Victims are all torn in half
From their stomach bursts a toxic barf!

VERSE 2
Bang your head to vomulator's funk
While you spew contagious chunks
Death's inevitable when you hurl
VOMULATE THE ENTIRE WORLD!

CHORUS
Wimps and poseurs, see you later!
Death by green-goo: VOMULATOR!

VERSE 3
So when you let out a poisonous belch
Or in your gut feel a septic squelch
Pray that your death will be quick
When you throw up the hazardous sick!

CHORUS
Wimps and poseurs, see you later!
Death by green-goo: VOMULATOR!

haha thats actually better than mine, gutted. D:

by **MartinC** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:53 pm

I actually think mine were better, I've wrote some more:

THRASH TIL DEATH!!
TOXIC WASTE!!
BUM A MAN!!
IN HIS FACE!!!!!!

by **ash** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:54 pm

MartinC wrote:I actually think mine were better, I've wrote some more:

THRASH TIL DEATH!!
TOXIC WASTE!!
BUM A MAN!!
IN HIS FACE!!!!!!

yeah that's really good.

... :rockdevil:

by **MartinC** on Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:58 pm

I should be in a thrash band.

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.(lol)

by **Herzeleid** on Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:35 am

In keeping with the trend of having cool songs with secondary titles in brackets, can I call it "Vomulator (no royalties given)"?

by **lyallthomas** on Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:36 am

Herzeleid wrote:In keeping with the trend of having cool songs with secondary titles in brackets, can I call it "Vomulator (no royalties given)"?

No you cant...GINGER BOYYYY!!!

by **Vision** on Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:41 am

MartinC wrote:I should be in a trash band.

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.(lol)

Fixed.