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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:25 pm

Meagre attempt at humour. F-- See me after.
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Postby radioactive rik on Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:58 pm

with words like meagre in your arsenal i cant possibly compete with such complex intelligence :cry:
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:43 pm

Then total victory was achieved. Move out of your house, I want to build a swimming pool.
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Postby radioactive rik on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:46 pm

me moving out AND a swimming pool?

my parents will be over the moon
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:58 pm

They have to leave as well. I'm tearing your house down, you can live there in exchange for being my unpaid workers.

Benefits include:

A roof.
Heating.
10% off swimming.
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Postby radioactive rik on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:16 pm

bargain,everybodys happy,we got a deal here!
i just hope you can keep up the payments for it all,its bloody ridiculous in surrey!(hence why i havent moved out yet)

you can have our cat though,she is old now and shits indoors at night.
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:23 pm

I shall give her monkey lungs so she can live to be 300.

Slight change of plan, i am selling you to various African states as a potential cure for aids to pay off your mortgage with blood diamonds.

Then the swimming pool.
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Postby radioactive rik on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:56 pm

sounds like a good holiday,
i will probably make the aids situation worse though!
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:57 pm

That is none of my concern, i will let the warlords fight that out amongst themselves.
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Postby radioactive rik on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:05 am

anyway have you seen 2019at all? :D
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:09 am

No, if it isn't Mad Max 1 or 2 then i am more than likely not interested.
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Postby radioactive rik on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:15 am

aiight no worries.the youtube clips are worth a look though

anyway,nice joking with you,im off to bed to dream about being homeless in africa.
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:17 am

Bring me back some bush meat.
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Postby James on Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:34 am

I had a lecture about colonial Africa 1900-1940 today... it was alright.
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Postby Bangover on Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:37 am

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