ONSLAUGHT UK DATES
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damnas and mutant should make an inter-band porno, with jon directing proceedings.
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I'm just watching the video back, Jon pulls the most hilarious hip thrust move at 2:34! The Rauncher is wicked, can't wait to hear it recorded!
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A wonderful video, a great man, god bless.
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James wrote::lol: I'm just watching the video back, Jon pulls the most hilarious hip thrust move at 2:34!
I was possessed by the power of Josh's kick drum! Here's a bit of trivia though - in the dancing section before my hip thrust, the dance I'm doing is the Dave Murray dance from Rock In Rio (done a little bit worse than he does it, obviously, and minus the hamster cheeks). I love that dance, it's hilarious.
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well, john i hope you stay in mutant forever rather than being the temp bassist, u fit in so well
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jonny_boy34 wrote:But I suppose in real life I'm probably amazing, so thanks.
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meluaz wrote:well, john i hope you stay in mutant forever rather than being the temp bassist, u fit in so well
Didnt relise it was only temp... I wouldnt mind seeing Mutant with Jon actually.
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It's not exactly 'temp', more like 'let's just see what happens'! I want to stick around with Mutant as long as I can. They are an amazing band, as everyone knows, and it has made me so bloody happy to play with them. So I want to try and stay with them as long as I can, and as long as I can balance both Damnas and Mutant nicely, and give both bands everything I can, which I think is possible, then hopefully life can be lovely for all.
Anyway, thanks once again for the kind words everyone, it makes me feel really nice indeed, this is lovely.
Anyway, thanks once again for the kind words everyone, it makes me feel really nice indeed, this is lovely.
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Stop trying to worm your way into someone else's thrash band!
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Just watched the video and Jon you were amazing! Looked like an awesome first gig, wish I could have been there for it brother. Best of luck with Mutant... see ya real soon!
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radioactive rik wrote:meluaz wrote:i felt like a right wally when i shouted out technodrone instead of laserdrome
that was too classic.
at least you werent as embarrassing as that girl who halfway through asked random bizarre questions to Tom in the gap between 2songs.i can understand with the onslaught backdrop there could be a little confusion but after it was established that the band were Mutant,the girl carried on waffling,(bless her)and created some spinal tap style awkwardness.
i love how everyone cracked up at Tom ending the little conversation with a genius usage of the phrase "top-notch".
There's actually a story behind that.
Tom was with us on the Megadeth tour, and from sheer boredom, whenever we'd see a dog we'd shout "DOGGAYYYYYY, oh no!!!, oh dear!!! DOGGAYY" (you had to be there)
The girl at the show is a friend of mine, and she told me she was going to see mutant with onslaught, so I casually said "go up to Tom and shout "DOGGAYSSSS" (she knows of the doggy remarks too). I actually just meant for her to walk up to him off stage, but she was so shit faced and hadn't seen mutant before she went up and did that. Classic
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Yes everyone should blame Ol!!
I'm sorry for shouting DOOGGGAAAYYYSSSS half way through the set
but everyone knows they were thinking the exact same thing!!!
And it would have been more embarrassing if I had shouted it at the wrong band so it's a good thing I checked ey
Gig was goooood though
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I'm sorry for shouting DOOGGGAAAYYYSSSS half way through the set
but everyone knows they were thinking the exact same thing!!!
And it would have been more embarrassing if I had shouted it at the wrong band so it's a good thing I checked ey
Gig was goooood though
Thrashhhhhhh til Dethhhhhhh
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ha awesome video! you are gonna be dead on the 22nd dude lol
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