Heretic signs endorsement deal with...

by **MartinC** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:06 am

Heretic is pleased to announce that we have recently signed an endorsement deal with my friend Ash's boobs. In a statement released by the band's management, Martin, Heretic have said: "We're so happy to finally have our logo emblazened across a girl's boobies. This is a dream come true for us! We look forward to a successful future with Ash's boobs."

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:20 am

Double-bagger!

by **ash** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:31 am

Metal Iain wrote:Double-bagger!

i'm scottish, you're scottish, so this is a fair fight, let's take it outside. you're for it, glasgae.

by **Stevo_Amok** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:31 am

I concurr Ian, the tits are large. Although technically the endoresment is on a t-shirt covering the tits! A tattoo directly on them would be more effective id say!

by **ash** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:33 am

the tattoo is booked in for later in the year.

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:39 am

ash wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Double-bagger!

i'm scottish, you're scottish, so this is a fair fight, let's take it outside. you're for it, glasgae.

Glasgae?

I'm a Fifer born and bread.

:idea:

by **ash** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:40 am

Metal Iain wrote:
ash wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Double-bagger!

i'm scottish, you're scottish, so this is a fair fight, let's take it outside. you're for it, glasgae.

Glasgae?

I'm a Fifer born and bread.

i just assumed by your location.
glasgow is awesome. i'm coming for a HOORIN' weekend in april with my best mate.

by **Hostile** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:41 am

Emblazoned bosom!

by **MartinC** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:42 am

Listen to Heretic or you hate boobies.

Your choice... I guess..

by **demonic-dave** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:27 pm

How much did you pay her? You had better get some over time in then at the white lion

by **phodg** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:32 pm

Disappointing picture. I was expecting the logo on the boobies themselves, not a t-shirt !
Young kids today, eh ? In my day ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol:

by **ash** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:24 pm

i'll draw the logo on my boobs at some point, perverts.

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:30 pm

demonic-dave wrote:How much did you pay her? You had better get some over time in then at the white lion

Yass!

by **Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:10 pm

while Heretic may well be well good i'd say the boobs are even better. full marks on a fine set of lady bumps =D>

by **MartinC** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:26 pm

We wouldn't put our name on a flat chested bird, would we?