I heard something about this awhile ago - apparently it's no the first time they've had issues over wood (inb4 boner joke).

Not like I care, I play Jacksons.

yeah? well im sure the feds will hit them too!

nah Jacksons are made of balsa wood these days

This isn't aboot what types of guitars you like. This is aboot freedom and madness. This is aboot the government gradually starting to try and stop the free thinking individuals from thinking freely. First they will start imposing ridiculous laws about wood. Then they will start arresting everyone who has a guitar. Soon enough, we'll all be dead.

Cheers.

AMERICA!!!..seriously though this is just gonna blow over, no need to get all angst.

Yeah exactly, my good friend / arch nemisis (as in i'm going to rape him) Zurab is right. there's no way they can really impose this madness, it'll be fine. until then let talk about who likes what guitars.

for a start Jacksons are for grade 2 n00bs. obviously just 2nd to BC Rich for real trv kvlt n00bz.

Good guitars were made up until the 80s, then everything else became a cheap knock off. waaaa

jon and pat, why don't you go and fuck yourselves in a woodshed, you dicks. stick this wood up your arse.

Long has Lord Denethor forseen this doom! Forseen and done nothing!

Ha ha ha Jon you are the best!

haha little boys, so full of optimism, get outta the sticks fellas

Bongwater wrote:haha little boys, so full of optimism, get outta the sticks fellas

isn't that a lyric from a "recent era" gary glitter song. the chorus goes:

"get outta the sticks, get outta the sticks fellas, get outta the sticks and on to my... DICK! yeaah"