Death Metal Car
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Death Metal Car
After having my beloved old triumph written off last year, i decided to get a replacement so that i wouldn't be wearing out my Metal Thrashing Mad ford capri (not to mention the silly amount of fuel it uses!!!), so i deceided to look for a larger car (as between me and my girlfriend we have 5 kids). People carriers are boring and crap and very over-priced, so i have been looking for something a little ......different. Today, i became the proud owner of a real "death" metal car. I have purchased a black funeral limousine from an undertakers!!! 8 seats, mega comfy, 35mpg, full service history and had loads of TLC. Cheap insurance, and cost less than a grand!!!
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Re: Death Metal Car
Pics or it didn't happen!
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And to think, the only downside is driving your kids around in a hearse!
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Re: Death Metal Car
Gahaha awesome!
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Re: Death Metal Car
get one of those cars that the maniac Tremor bros drive on Smokin Aces
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James wrote:And to think, the only downside is driving your kids around in a hearse!
Its not actually a hearse you n00b, i wanted one, but not enough seats!!!!
Heres the link to the auction, on which you will see, i was the winner!!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... :IT&ih=014
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Fantastic, well a carlton isn't exactly the nicest looker but sweet all the same.
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Steve wrote:Pics or it didn't happen!
you do realise that what i paid for it is approx 600 euros
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Immortalicide wrote:James wrote:And to think, the only downside is driving your kids around in a hearse!
Its not actually a hearse you n00b, i wanted one, but not enough seats!!!!
Heres the link to the auction, on which you will see, i was the winner!!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... :IT&ih=014
Oh right haha. It's still quite funereal, but cool!
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Re: Death Metal Car
That's fantastic. You're like Uncle Fester now.
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Immortalicide wrote:Steve wrote:Pics or it didn't happen!
you do realise that what i paid for it is approx 600 euros
Bugger! Knew I should have gone for the limo instead!
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Re: Death Metal Car
hahaha thats badass
i did also think that you had bought a hearse (which would have been so awesome)
but nice buy!
i did also think that you had bought a hearse (which would have been so awesome)
but nice buy!
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