Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
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Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by terrorizer on Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:15 pm
Don't forget to wash your hands afterwards.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by ribbons69 on Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:20 pm
No,I always just dry my hands on his kilt.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by terrorizer on Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:22 pm
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by Metal Iain on Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:26 pm
I never wash my hands after. I just blow my load all over my belly and go back to sleep. If I have a ham-shank in the morning I tend to get into the shower because it just washes straight off rather than drying on. I also have a hoodie that I wear around the flat that doubles up as a jizz-sponge and apron too.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by terrorizer on Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:28 pm
Sexy.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by Metal Iain on Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:31 pm
Ken.
You should see my bedsheets. You can see the jizz stains everywhere. It's as if an oil-tanker full of my jizz ran aground in the channel and ruptured. I only wash them once every few months so it gets pretty crusty in there.
You should see my bedsheets. You can see the jizz stains everywhere. It's as if an oil-tanker full of my jizz ran aground in the channel and ruptured. I only wash them once every few months so it gets pretty crusty in there.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by Metal Iain on Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:39 pm
See that stuff in Aliens that the aliens use to ensnare their victims...
Guess where that comes from!
ROFLSEVENIRONFLOPSHOTONTOTHEELEVENTHGREENBEFOREPUTTINGTOMAKEPAR!!!!
Guess where that comes from!
ROFLSEVENIRONFLOPSHOTONTOTHEELEVENTHGREENBEFOREPUTTINGTOMAKEPAR!!!!
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by James on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:39 am
Argh, what on Earth inspired this thread?? 
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by thrashduck on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:55 am
This is horrible.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by Herzeleid on Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:40 am
thrashduck wrote:This is horrible.
Seconded.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by Metal Iain on Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:57 am
They don't call me Ivan the Horrible for nothing.
It's about fucking time people started making threads in my honour.
It's about fucking time people started making threads in my honour.
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by Herzeleid on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:04 pm
We could have a party in your honour aswell, all we'd need is a few dozen scotch eggs and 12 gallons of alcohol!
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Re: Wiping up Metal Iain's jizz
by Metal Iain on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:05 pm
What's a gallon in sensible units?
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