THE great toilet argument
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I used to stand and scrunch but I've converted to sitting.
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its easier, unless you're in a small cubicle/toilet room... then there's not enough room to lean and wipe....
the art of pooing
the art of pooing
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boovidge wrote:I used to stand and scrunch but I've converted to sitting.
That's two wrongs! Evil.
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thrash metal maniac wrote:hahaha
i hate pooing, its so annoying cos you know you gotta wipe your arse afterwards, which can be time consuming and not fun... it's great when they just ghost out, good times
how can u say that! pooing is wonderful, u just relax and read a magazine while composing thrash metal in yer head
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MartinC wrote:If you stand up, your arse cheeks clench together and you can't wipe them properly. Idiots. And stop scrunching toilet paper - fold it. For fucks...
Yeah, Martin's a normal person. The rest of you have issues.
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Sitting and folding is the only way.
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If it's a really sloppy turd, I just mummify my hand in bog roll and launch my hand up my arse. It is the only way if your shit is like Guinness-and-junk-food-induced treacle.
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The Roman method sounds quite good, a wet sponge on a stick.
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Nah nah, they used communal moss. Filthy bastards.
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See I think that's an urban myth - I think I read somewhere that they were actually single-use.
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As if that makes wiping your arse with moss acceptable.
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Fuck it.
Can't even post an embedded video, what a fool.
Can't even post an embedded video, what a fool.
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I hate shitting at my girlfriends house. She lives with four other girls as well and one of their rooms is right next to the bog, so I have to do silent poos or they'll tell my girlfriend of the horrors they heard emanating from their pristine and girly bathroom...
She always makes me massive dinners though, so can't really blame me... when I... so don't...
She always makes me massive dinners though, so can't really blame me... when I... so don't...
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MartinC wrote:I hate shitting at my girlfriends house. She lives with four other girls as well and one of their rooms is right next to the bog, so I have to do silent poos or they'll tell my girlfriend of the horrors they heard emanating from their pristine and girly bathroom...
She always makes me massive dinners though, so can't really blame me... when I... so don't...
yeah like when yer in a full public toilet
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I used to be a terribly nervous pooer, but since working at the airport i've become quite cavalier about it.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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