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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby boovidge on Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:32 pm

I used to stand and scrunch but I've converted to sitting.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:33 pm

its easier, unless you're in a small cubicle/toilet room... then there's not enough room to lean and wipe.... :lol:

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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby MartinC on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:12 pm

boovidge wrote:I used to stand and scrunch but I've converted to sitting.


That's two wrongs! Evil.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby meluaz on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:12 am

thrash metal maniac wrote:hahaha

i hate pooing, its so annoying cos you know you gotta wipe your arse afterwards, which can be time consuming and not fun... it's great when they just ghost out, good times

how can u say that! pooing is wonderful, u just relax and read a magazine while composing thrash metal in yer head
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Lev on Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:44 am

MartinC wrote:If you stand up, your arse cheeks clench together and you can't wipe them properly. Idiots. And stop scrunching toilet paper - fold it. For fucks...


Yeah, Martin's a normal person. The rest of you have issues.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby James on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:00 pm

Sitting and folding is the only way.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:01 pm

If it's a really sloppy turd, I just mummify my hand in bog roll and launch my hand up my arse. It is the only way if your shit is like Guinness-and-junk-food-induced treacle.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby James on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:03 pm

The Roman method sounds quite good, a wet sponge on a stick.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:12 pm

Nah nah, they used communal moss. Filthy bastards.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby James on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:19 pm

See I think that's an urban myth - I think I read somewhere that they were actually single-use.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:26 pm

As if that makes wiping your arse with moss acceptable.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Stevedot2 on Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:28 pm

Fuck it.

Can't even post an embedded video, what a fool.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby MartinC on Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:26 pm

I hate shitting at my girlfriends house. She lives with four other girls as well and one of their rooms is right next to the bog, so I have to do silent poos or they'll tell my girlfriend of the horrors they heard emanating from their pristine and girly bathroom...

She always makes me massive dinners though, so can't really blame me... when I... so don't...
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby meluaz on Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:42 pm

MartinC wrote:I hate shitting at my girlfriends house. She lives with four other girls as well and one of their rooms is right next to the bog, so I have to do silent poos or they'll tell my girlfriend of the horrors they heard emanating from their pristine and girly bathroom...

She always makes me massive dinners though, so can't really blame me... when I... so don't...

yeah like when yer in a full public toilet
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Dian Wei on Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:55 pm

I used to be a terribly nervous pooer, but since working at the airport i've become quite cavalier about it.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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