Bwahahaha
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Re: Bwahahaha
by James on Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:34 pm
I suppose someone could have made a wise-crack about kicking Jamie about of the bed for a start, but they didn't...
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Re: Bwahahaha
by EvileOL on Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:37 pm
it would have been blatantly obvious but a photoshop of maddie speech bubbling to say "Why, UK Thrash, Why?" wouldnt have gone a miss
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Styxx on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:06 pm
jonny_boy34 wrote:The mint ones are particularly delicious. I haven't had one for years though.
They changed the jokes a few years ago to rubbish facts. No one wants a fact, we want dad-style jokes!
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Immortalicide on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:18 pm
EvileOL wrote:MartinC wrote:I was just in bed planning on how I was going to sell Jamie out to the Daily Mail when they came knocking on my door.
I was about start a sentence "i can just picture that" but thought that might sound......you know, gay?
nope, THIS is gay
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Dian Wei on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:21 pm
Mort you bloody legend.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Lev on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:35 pm
Bwahaha.
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Re: Bwahahaha
by MartinC on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:27 pm
I don't care, it was totally worth it to see some boobs.
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Re: Bwahahaha
by EvileOL on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:30 pm
I want someone to explain to me how the humor value of that picture overrides the gayness of it.
It's not possible!"!!!!£"!£!£
££££££££££££
It's not possible!"!!!!£"!£!£
££££££££££££
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Re: Bwahahaha
by MartinC on Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:58 am
GOD! YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE CONTEXT. I had to take one for the team in a game of strip poker so that I could TOTALLY see some boobies - any of you would have done the same! GAWWWD!
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Lev on Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:18 am
The guy on the left seems to be winning.
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Craig on Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:06 pm
The strip-poker excuse only goes so far Martin, as we've only seen guys in the photos so far - so was it man-boobies you were so desperate to see?
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Re: Bwahahaha
by Metal Iain on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:20 pm
I don't see the gayness to be honest. Doing things like that is invariably hilarious. I got my balls out the other night just to prove that I shave them.
Martin's got guts though. I''d hate playing strip-poker, people would see that I'm a sweating pile of squid entrails and not the sculpted, bronzed adonis that I claim to be.
Craig makes a good point though. He must be pretty shit at poker.
Martin's got guts though. I''d hate playing strip-poker, people would see that I'm a sweating pile of squid entrails and not the sculpted, bronzed adonis that I claim to be.
Craig makes a good point though. He must be pretty shit at poker.
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