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Postby thrashduck on Fri May 25, 2007 5:33 pm

Well, blabbermouth.net does give us all very important news everyday, but sometimes, I just find it absolutely hilarious. Not just for the fanboys who leave comments, but the language used by the writers.. Take this example...

"Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's home in Buckinghamshire was burglarized in 2004 and Ozzy tackled an intruder who managed to get away with a valuable quantity of jewelry."

Haha. They also post waaay too much gene simmons news, but as the owner said in an interview recently, it draws in the punters, and so can just about be excused. Anyone else got any hilarious examples, or would like to share their thoughts on the only real 24 hour metal news site?
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri May 25, 2007 5:38 pm

:lol: Burglarized indeed, that's hilarious.

There was an article yesterday posted, titled something like "Sharon Osbourne's warning to Gene Simmons", and it just basically said that Sharon Osbourne issued a warning that she will "rip his head off and stick it up his wife's cunt". Apparently he badmouthed her family or something. She's such a stupid idiot! :lol:
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Fri May 25, 2007 5:43 pm

What's funny? That's a real word...
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Postby MartinC on Fri May 25, 2007 5:45 pm

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Postby thrashduck on Fri May 25, 2007 5:47 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:What's funny? That's a real word...


It sounds just wrong. What's wrong with "burgled"?!
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Postby Dian Wei on Fri May 25, 2007 5:48 pm

Wanting to sound smarterer... :doh:
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby MartinC on Fri May 25, 2007 5:50 pm

In your defense, it does sound very American and over here everyone is probably more likely to say 'burgled'. I would.
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Postby Steve on Fri May 25, 2007 6:08 pm

When SSS signed to Earache, it was on Blabbermouth, and there were retards saying thrash died years ago, and they probably fucking love Pantera and Trivium! :doh:
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Postby TORSO on Fri May 25, 2007 6:09 pm

Blabbermouth, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Though it is handy for finding out when tours are on, aside from that its either what toothpaste Dave Mustaine is using, Gene Simmon finds a new to scam some more money or Lars Ulrich was seen spotted leaving a shop like he is some form of rare animal :lol:
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Postby Shugmaster on Fri May 25, 2007 10:09 pm

TORSO wrote:Blabbermouth, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Though it is handy for finding out when tours are on, aside from that its either what toothpaste Dave Mustaine is using, Gene Simmon finds a new to scam some more money or Lars Ulrich was seen spotted leaving a shop like he is some form of rare animal :lol:


Lars is a rare animal, the dickheadapotomus :lol:
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Postby Immortalicide on Fri May 25, 2007 10:38 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote::lol: Burglarized indeed, that's hilarious.

Perhaps it was a quote from ozzy himself, and with his speech he meant to say burgled :wink:
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Postby ribbons69 on Sat May 26, 2007 9:33 am

TORSO wrote:Blabbermouth, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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Postby demonic-dave on Sat May 26, 2007 9:40 am

Blabbermouth has done Thrash Metal Luci's website a bit of good. She had one of the interviews from MTUK posted on there.
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Postby ThrashMetalLuci on Sat May 26, 2007 12:29 pm

Burglarized sounds so much cooler than burgled. What's the problem?
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sat May 26, 2007 2:10 pm

also, some of the stuff that gets on there is a load of shit, like that Destruction/Sadus US tour, none of it had been confirmed at all and Sadus hadn't even agreed to do it, but it was on the net for months :lol: :doh:
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