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It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Mazz on Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:00 am

It’s my 111th Birthday.

My girlfriend has paid for me to be a Zoo Keeper for the day. Not today…but sometime in the future.

Insane.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Lev on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:18 am

Spazz.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:45 am

Haha. Happy birthday man!
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Mazz on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:47 am

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Spazz.


Anus
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Lev on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:56 am

Mazz wrote:
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Spazz.


Anus


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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Mazz on Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:03 pm

Hate Cult.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Atom on Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:01 pm

:lol:

Happy birthday mate, may the ghouls of the past serenade you with black sabbath songs as you sit in the haunted woods drinking ale with 1000 wenches.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Mazz on Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:12 pm

Atom wrote::lol:

Happy birthday mate, may the ghouls of the past serenade you with black sabbath songs as you sit in the haunted woods drinking ale with 1000 wenches.


That sounds radical.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:06 pm

Mazz wrote:It’s my 111th Birthday.

My girlfriend has paid for me to be a Zoo Keeper for the day. Not today…but sometime in the future.

Insane.


Jammy bastard.

Did she get a pair of leopard-skin panties to get you in das mood for it?

P.S. I had to check I'd spelt leopard correctly. This is what came up when I googled it.

Fucking black like.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby James on Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:58 pm

Well that sours the birthday wishes somewhat! :lol: I don't even know what it is!

Have a joyful day Mazz!
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby MartinC on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:04 pm

Imagine if for your birthday present you some how got eaten by Lions. Oh man, your girlfriend would feel like such a dick...
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Mazz on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:17 pm

Birthday update:

Just found out that Battlewitch might be supporting Zodiac Mindwarp in May. That would be funny.

My girlfriend has gone to a funeral today.

I can't go because all my staff are sick!

Not sure which is worse...Work Birthday or Funeral Birthday.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:25 pm

Bloody brilliant.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby Metal Iain on Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:01 pm

James wrote:Well that sours the birthday wishes somewhat! :lol: I don't even know what it is!


Nor I.

I about choked on my Irn Bru when I saw that. Honestly, why would that picture show up on a Google search for 'leopard'.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.

Postby caspio on Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:56 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Nor I.

I about choked on my Irn Bru when I saw that. Honestly, why would that picture show up on a Google search for 'leopard'.


damn you Iain now i want an IRN BRU!
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