Maiden to play in India

by **James** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:08 pm

damn, I'm really struggling with the Indian food jokes! We need the pun and only! :lol:

by **keith_amok** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:13 pm

haha!!!

!!!!

by **Bangover** on Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:38 pm

boovidge wrote:some girl doing A2 history asked me what coward meant the other day

I managed to convince this chav girl that choclate moose was bad for girls as it turned you into a man :doh:

and she was like "oh no, i've eaten it loads of times" :lol:

by **Styxx** on Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:41 am

Bangover wrote:
boovidge wrote:some girl doing A2 history asked me what coward meant the other day

I managed to convince this chav girl that choclate moose was bad for girls as it turned you into a man and she was like "oh no, i've eaten it loads of times"

Hahaha! Did you kick her afterwards?

by **Immortalicide** on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:32 pm

loneliness of the long distance runny bottom
pupadum of the opera
2 massalas to midnight
daal with your boots on
roti of the ancient mariner
22 acacia av-aloo

i know, i know!!! pretty poor, but i tried!!!
We could include chinese and have
only the good foo yung!!!

erm... i'll go now shall i?? :oops:

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:49 pm

Immortalicide wrote:erm... i'll go now shall i??

I think that would be best for all involved :lol:

by **boovidge** on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:49 pm

Immortalicide wrote:2 massalas to midnight

YES!!!

by **Raging Paul** on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:57 pm

Can I Play with Madras? :rockdevil:

Ghengis Naan. :dance:

Seventh Run of a Seventh Bum. :shock:

The Pooper. :doh:

by **zykloned** on Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:19 am

Raging Paul wrote:Can I Play with Madras?

Ghengis Naan.

Seventh Run of a Seventh Bum.

The Pooper.

by **Atom** on Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:40 am

Raging Paul wrote:Can I Play with Madras?

by **Creeping_Dave** on Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:36 am

Haha this thread is awesome! :lol:

Alas, the best I can come up with right now is:

No More Rice
Run To The Toilet

Pretty poor eh? :wall:

Or how about:

"Thin line between love and food poisoning"?

Ok that's it, I'm off to bed

by **Styxx** on Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:31 am

Hotter than a thousand Vindaloos?

For the greater good of Vishnu?

The thin line between Madrass and Rogan-Josh?

I don't really eat Indian food so I'm not going to be very good at this game.

by **Michalik** on Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:36 pm

i have a sri lankan friend who knows a few people from back home that are going, they never get any metal shows anywhere close so i guess its pretty special for them

by **Immortalicide** on Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:10 pm

Okay, so while we are bastardizing song titles, i've come up with a few Judas Priest ones. Fuck all to do with indian food, but hey, so what!

Hell (i'm) bent for leather
Sore rings of destiny
Fulching after midnight
Buggering the (son in) law
The rimmer
Stained pants
Better in you, better up me
Filling machine
Rock hard, ride me
I'm a (cock) rocker
Some heads are gonna roll (on my tongue)
You've got another ring t'cum in
Electric (Japs) eye
Johnny be good (very, very good!!)

Anyone got any more politically correct titles to add to this list???? :lol:

by **terrorizer** on Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:11 am

What about the version of Breaking The Law done by Gay punks Pansy Division? "Breaking the law, the sodomy law..."