Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

by **swizzlenuts** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:59 pm

So after a poo, what do you do?

by **Bangover** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:00 pm

i'd have to say sitting.....its amazing what people will tell other people on the internet

by **swizzlenuts** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:02 pm

Though this is a bit odd of a question, I didn't even know people stood up to wipe!

by **James** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:11 pm

there's nothing shitter than a shitter who's not a sitter!

by **Lev** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:19 pm

....Standing? - What?

by **Enter** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:55 pm

what if you dont wipe at all?

by **thrashduck** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:56 pm

We used to have a bidet until we ripped out our old bathroom. Shame. Never used it, but still.

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:59 pm

I used to stand up for some reason, until a few years ago where me and my friends had this very conversation at the Tally Ho pub, and it was very hilarious, and it was brought to my attention that sitting down was much better. I tried it, and I haven't stood up since.

by **MartinC** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:08 am

I just wipe my arse on my housemate's face.

by **zykloned** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:31 am

I used to wash my hair in a Bidet until someone told me what it was for.

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by **thrashduck** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:49 am

Haha, shit hair!

by **GoreBastard** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:12 am

People who stand up or squat are fucking stupid.

by **terrorizer** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:25 am

Constipated!

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:17 am

Has anyone tried standing up while taking a shit? That'd be odd.

by **swizzlenuts** on Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:29 pm

http://www.poopreport.com/Poll/stand_or_sit.html

Holy crap!

Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?

The More You Know!!!

Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down?