Don't play wit me style I might STING YA!

by **thrashduck** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:34 pm

Seriously, Big Keith.

by **GoreBastard** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:50 pm

There was a guy called Big Kieth where I work. He got sacked for smoking in the toilets, then a few hours later turned up with his mum and tried getting his job back...

GoreBastard, the man with the boring and pointless stories.

by **Bangover** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:53 pm

Many moons ago me and norseman wanted to go to an 18+ gig and we we're like 14, one of our friends suggested something....he suggested that we get a note from our mum's to give to the doormen :lol:

by **Pashpo** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:58 pm

Guess fucking what....

http://www.buckstix.com/camelspider.htm

o___o

by **Bangover** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:26 pm

Here's the worst spider story I have ever heard:

My dad's friend was asleep on a beach in somewhere tropical I think and a camel spider ate his lips.....ATE HIS LIPSSDJK;SBDH

by **Pashpo** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:53 pm

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE MOTHERFUCKING..HHHELLLL??''¨?!?!!!!!!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Bah Bangover, that's some FUCKING awful shit!

by **Lev** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:55 pm

The idea of camel spiders instantly numbing your body scares the shit out of me. I'd be killing so many iraqsters right now if the place wasn't full of 'em.

by **Pashpo** on Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:57 pm

I bet I became a Spiderophobe or something like that because of this FUCKING THREADADDDDDDASDADSDGSDFDVBNVN BN,,............

by **Dian Wei** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:09 am

Bangover wrote:Here's the worst spider story I have ever heard:

My dad's friend was asleep on a beach in somewhere tropical I think and a camel spider ate his lips.....ATE HIS LIPSSDJK;SBDH

Shenanigans, I'm calling it.

by **thrashduck** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:27 am

"Caution! Warning! ... Do not try to hatch and raise Camel Spiders on your own, it is far too dangerous!

INCLUDED: DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS TO PREVENT THE CAMEL SPIDER EGGS FROM HATCHING"

Let me get this straight. You want a buy an egg, for "mother's day", as a gift? And then what... you DON'T want it to hatch!?

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:59 am

don't you swallow a few spiders a year in your sleep or something?

that lip story is gr1m

by **Destruction** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:14 am

I Fucking hate spiders, bastards.

by **MartinC** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:28 am

Biggest Camel Spider fear is during the day. If you move something that is shading a Camel Spider, when the sun makes contact with it, the Camel Spider will instantly 'jump' for "your" shadow! If you run, it will chase you, giving out a terrible scream the whole time. If you trip and fall, it will immediately burrow under you to get out of the sun.

That is the scariest thing I've ever heard.

by **James** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:33 am

Camel Spiders (Solifugae), from Wikipedia:

Members of this order of Arachnida apparently have no venom, with the possible exception of one species in India, and do not spin webs.

In the Middle East, it is widely rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, screaming, and running alongside moving humvees; all of these tales are dubious.

Dummies!

by **Dian Wei** on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:35 am

James wrote:Camel Spiders (Solifugae), from Wikipedia:

Members of this order of Arachnida apparently have no venom, with the possible exception of one species in India, and do not spin webs.

In the Middle East, it is widely rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, screaming, and running alongside moving humvees; all of these tales are dubious.

Dummies!

Thank You.