That was easily the best trailer I've seen in ages... One thing... Jessica Alba, FUCK OFF!!! This film will be shit now, not even joking, she is a cancer on film, please get lost! Even Uma Thurman would have been way cooler! FUCK YOU ALBAAAAA!

Idle Hands...

I'm well with Tom on this one, Jessica Alba is one of the worst actresses ever. I hate her, even more than I hate it when you put grated cheese in a sandwich and it all falls out when you pick the sandwich up. Fucking wankers.

I still like Idle Hands, plus i would bum her hard.

But in terms of acting calibre, she's about a .22

They just fucked with a wroong mexican !

I saw the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street the other day, it was pretty pants. Freddy looks horribly low-budget and just generally bad The main actress wasn't a patch on Heather Langenkamp either and they really overdid the paedo side of the story.

Iron Man 2 was fun though.

I saw Iron Man 2 last night, I was a bit disappointed really! It was quite fun still, but it set up the film amazingly, and then after that amazing bit with the car and Mickey Rourke just being generally amazing as always, the film dipped completely, it went all over the place, and it seemed to be concentrating more on setting up The Avengers rather than realising how amazing Mickey Rourke is, and that if you put him in a film you should actually USE him. And the 'final boss' battle at the end just felt tacked on for the sake of it, and it was all a bit of a shame. It was still good fun and everything, just not as good as I hoped it would be, and not even as good as the first one. All the actors were good though. But Scarlett Johahnsnsnensn, as lovely as she is, was completely pointless. I don't care about the Avengers, just let me watch a good film with an actual story, ggghghwwwhaaabba!!

Iron Man 2 was alright, it was what I expected it to be.

I also saw Four Lions last Friday and it was rather good. Its not really offensive at all and there's plenty of ridiculousness.

"Rubber dingy rapids bro!"

Hahaha, yeah Four Lions was brilliant. 'Asian man's head falls out of tree' did it for me.

I dont know about you, but im going to see this masterpiece. Any thoughs on this movie?

Every "criticism" of The Expendables I've heard just makes me want to see it more. My local cinema are showing it tonight, but I'm gonna wait for next week when my friends are about for some proper manly fun.

I watched Inception, the plot was a bit obvious to me but i still enjoyed it a lot.

It was highly enjoyable, I just didn't think it was as amazing and mad as everyone made it out to be. It wasn't confusing at all like everyone said it was, in fact it was too much the opposite, there should've been way more to it, the whole idea of dreams wasn't explored anywhere near enough, nearly all the characters were flat and uninteresting, I like Leo's character and his story was quite nice, but nothing too original really, and Ken Watanabe and Michael Caine were waaaay underused. It looked nice and all the ideas were clever, but it never really seemed to amount to everything. It was very much a case of style over substance, and while I still thoroughly enjoyed watching it, it was still disappointing and a bit unfulfilling to me.

But maybe I'll watch it again and say it's amazing, I do that sometimes. That's what happened with Watchmen. But then again, Watchmen had mad shit going on all the time, Inception is just people running around, planning to do something, they do it, the end (or is it...? Ho ho ho). Basically it was a sci-fi Ocean's Eleven, with a bit more emotion, but not enough. Just more disappointed because I expected more from Christopher Nolan really. The bloody wanker.

Bring on Batman 3, and make sure it's amazing, you bloody wanker.

That's a good summary Jon.

saw the expendables last night. had a silly grin on my face the whole way through. sooo many killings