Dian Wei wrote:I also have the world's largest standing army mate, so yeah fuck off.

Iain has nukes as well.

That is to say that i am China and Iain is India.

Haha, yass!

We even agreed that I'm India without prior consultation.

An unholy alliance against is born.

I wear glasses.

zykloned wrote:I wear glasses.

I sometimes wear glasses.

The quality of my post stopped being an issue long ago.

Hurray i am China, that means i am the new USSR!!11!!!1

Except i am in a more precarious financial situation, as i have to appear that i am a decent country in order keep selling everyone one else lcd watches and cheap under pants.

I also do have a rather cool army. J-10 fighter jets, Type-56 assault rifles, Z10 Helicopters oh my.

Dian Wei wrote:The quality of my post stopped being an issue long ago.

Hurray i am China, that means i am the new USSR!!11!!!1

Except i am in a more precarious financial situation, as i have to appear that i am a decent country in order keep selling everyone one else lcd watches and cheap under pants.

I also do have a rather cool army. J-10 fighter jets, Type-56 assault rifles, Z10 Helicopters oh my.

5, 000, 000 standing army too.

If you deal with Pakistan, I'll get you Siberia...

I could get Siberia myself, how about we sell you Jet engines instead of Russia?

I mean we have started to illegally copy the ones we have under licence anyway.

As for Pakistan, we can do a Poland circa '39 if you want.

Metal Iain wrote:I think you're more like the British Empire. Once omnipotent but increasingly seen as the fascist-bully boy that your are and, ultimately, vulnerable.

My once unassailable suzerainty became eroded from within by growing apathy for what I once stood for, while a thousand subjugated minions swarmed around my toppling majesty, clutching at my dwindling cornucopia as more hangers-on leeched me from within.

While I drift to the Grey Havens dreaming of my era of sun-gilt glory, I content myself with the knowledge that I have equipped the infant nations - India, China and others - with the capacity to develop to an awe-inspiring (though never quite equal) reflection of my legacy, whilst also fearing that I have ushered in an age of unknown desolation and plague.

Dian Wei wrote:I could get Siberia myself, how about we sell you Jet engines instead of Russia?

I mean we have started to illegally copy the ones we have under licence anyway.

As for Pakistan, we can do a Poland circa '39 if you want.

I'd rather do a 1795 on Poland and take it off the map.

You should be wary then mate, Russia have been sending bombers over near the north of you for ages.

Better keep scrambling Tornadoes to scare them off.

James wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:I think you're more like the British Empire. Once omnipotent but increasingly seen as the fascist-bully boy that your are and, ultimately, vulnerable.

My once unassailable suzerainty became eroded from within by growing apathy for what I once stood for, while a thousand subjugated minions swarmed around my toppling majesty, clutching at my dwindling cornucopia as more hangers-on leeched me from within.

While I drift to the Grey Havens dreaming of my era of sun-gilt glory, I content myself with the knowledge that I have equipped the infant nations - India, China and others - with the capacity to develop to an awe-inspiring (though never quite equal) reflection of my legacy, whilst also fearing that I have ushered in an age of unknown desolation and plague.

Damn straight.

United we stand, James.

Dian Wei wrote:You should be wary then mate, Russia have been sending bombers over near the north of you for ages.

Better keep scrambling Tornadoes to scare them off.

Russia?

Pah!

I'll bury those fucking cocksuckers!

Metal Iain wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:I could get Siberia myself, how about we sell you Jet engines instead of Russia?

I mean we have started to illegally copy the ones we have under licence anyway.

As for Pakistan, we can do a Poland circa '39 if you want.

I'd rather do a 1795 on Poland and take it off the map.

But then I would not get my hands on the extremely attractive Polish girl at work frilly bits (This is almost certainty going to happen as she flirts with me daily and makes me sandwiches and shit like that)

I say we dived and conquer, train the men to be builders and split the girls 50/50.

Metal Iain wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:You should be wary then mate, Russia have been sending bombers over near the north of you for ages.

Better keep scrambling Tornadoes to scare them off.

Russia?

Pah!

I'll bury those fucking cocksuckers!

That was directed at James, i believe you get on quite well with Russia. Minus the previously mentioned affair about jet engines.

Dian Wei wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Dian Wei wrote:I could get Siberia myself, how about we sell you Jet engines instead of Russia?

I mean we have started to illegally copy the ones we have under licence anyway.

As for Pakistan, we can do a Poland circa '39 if you want.

I'd rather do a 1795 on Poland and take it off the map.

But then I would not get my hands on the extremely attractive Polish girl at work frilly bits (This is almost certainty going to happen as she flirts with me daily and makes me sandwiches and shit like that)

I say we dived and conquer, train the men to be builders and split the girls 50/50.

Polish girls are universally complete cock-teasers. She's only after you for your money.