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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Herzeleid on Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:26 am

Metal Iain wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:Oh, so you mean literally by having long hair...That's a bit stupid. You could do the same with short hair.

Anyways, too big of a deal is made out of all of this. If you want short hair, lovely, if you want long hair, lovely. I don't give a toss what you look like. Just as I expect you to give me the same courtesy.


To be fair, no one respects anyone who has long hair.

I didn't mean for this thread to turn into a typical 'Gimps vs Iain' thing again. It was probably inevitable but, still, I'm not saying that people with long hair should be rounded up for orderly disposal. I've had long hair and reckon that I got it cut off at the right time. Since I've had it cut, no one has said 'you look worse'; on the contrary, everyone has gone out of their way to say I look better now. Now that I've had my hair short for a while, I really can't think why I would have had it long whilst not being in a band.


Well, that's very nice for you. I'm fine with my hair as it is right now though.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby metaldazza on Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:32 am

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metaldazza wrote:At Maiden the fucking place was full of middle aged men with short hair and they were all fucking cunts. They pretend to be metal but you can see they all fucking sold out to become accountants, salesmen and plumbers. They all suck balls every fucking night. FACT


What?! They sold out to become plumbers?! What does that mean!? As opposed to what?!

I was kind of ranting there. Sorry. I mean they made the decision to have short hair to get a job that's all. It's the idea some metal heads have that long hair precludes them from something. I just don't get it.

I know I'm being judgemental but when you see 70,000 Londoners suddenly arrive for Maiden and a lot of good gigs in London struggle to get 100 it pisses me off. That's another subject though.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Herzeleid on Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:46 am

I guess some people get a little scared when Damnas offer a free handjob for going to one of their shows.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby thrashduck on Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:50 am

metaldazza wrote:
thrashduck wrote:
metaldazza wrote:At Maiden the fucking place was full of middle aged men with short hair and they were all fucking cunts. They pretend to be metal but you can see they all fucking sold out to become accountants, salesmen and plumbers. They all suck balls every fucking night. FACT


What?! They sold out to become plumbers?! What does that mean!? As opposed to what?!

I was kind of ranting there. Sorry. I mean they made the decision to have short hair to get a job that's all. It's the idea some metal heads have that long hair precludes them from something. I just don't get it.

I know I'm being judgemental but when you see 70,000 Londoners suddenly arrive for Maiden and a lot of good gigs in London struggle to get 100 it pisses me off. That's another subject though.


Fair enough. Although I'd probably say a good proportion of society looks down on long hair on men - and there's nothing we can do about it, so to be honest, it is just practical, it doesn't necessarily mean anything. And I think worrying about how "metal" other people see yourself as is a bit silly. Do what you want.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:01 am

metaldazza wrote:The thing is, if you want to cut your hair then do it... but if you want to do it because of a job or pussy then don't fucking do it. That's just not metal... it's sucking balls. I've had long hair from 13 till now (34).... plenty of jobs and plenty of pussy.

At Maiden the fucking place was full of middle aged men with short hair and they were all fucking cunts. They pretend to be metal but you can see they all fucking sold out to become accountants, salesmen and plumbers. They all suck balls every fucking night. FACT


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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:04 am

metaldazza wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Name one person who has ever done well for himself by having long hair...


I don't know anyone that has done well for themselves. That's their business, not mine. All I know is I've done well for myself by being me and people from all walks of life have respected that.

I've worked cleaning toilets, cutting grass, lead teams of a hundred people making video games, started companies which are now worth millions and failed making things worth nothing at all. I've sat in front of bankers, lawyers, judges and millionaires. Anyone that had a problem with me... well I didn't want to work with them anyway!

It just isn't a problem to have long hair! You need to make your own mark in life coz it's pretty fucking short.

If you compromise you loose. You end up working with someone petty enough to care about hair length... imagine how fucking small minded they are. Do you really want to work with that person?

Don't take any of this the wrong way. I'm not Richard Branson! I'm quite a shy guy who just bumbles along in life.... but I've done all right.


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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:09 am

if you compromise you lose

did you get that out of a book?
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby metaldazza on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:18 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:if you compromise you lose

did you get that out of a book?

Any time I use the word compromise I am usually thinking of Unleashed - In Victory Or Defeat but I sense you are mocking me. No I didn't get it from a book.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby MartinC on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:20 am

metaldazza wrote:What the fuck are you talking about. Your hair isn't important! Fucking hell. What is metal is doing what _you_ fucking want. That's what I'm saying. I've done quite well in life NOT blending in.

What I fucking hate is when people come up to me and say I used to have long hair, I really wish I'd kept it. Well just fucking grow it you fuck whit. It's fucking free to grow it. But then they make lame excuses about what their fucking boss thinks... blah blah blah.

Life is full of options, doing what YOU want is metal is my gimpy bell end opinion.


I wanted to have short hair, what's the problem? I think the fact that I don't give a flying fuck what 'metal' is supposed to look like makes me ten times more 'metal' than you.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby metaldazza on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:35 am

MartinC wrote:
metaldazza wrote:What the fuck are you talking about. Your hair isn't important! Fucking hell. What is metal is doing what _you_ fucking want. That's what I'm saying. I've done quite well in life NOT blending in.

What I fucking hate is when people come up to me and say I used to have long hair, I really wish I'd kept it. Well just fucking grow it you fuck whit. It's fucking free to grow it. But then they make lame excuses about what their fucking boss thinks... blah blah blah.

Life is full of options, doing what YOU want is metal is my gimpy bell end opinion.


I wanted to have short hair, what's the problem? I think the fact that I don't give a flying fuck what 'metal' is supposed to look like makes me ten times more 'metal' than you.

There isn't a problem. The block of text you quoted doesn't contradict your reply as far as I can see.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:44 am

You should all just watch this .
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:27 am

All I know is, I fucking love my skinhead. It's effing marvellous.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Shugmaster on Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:12 am

Reasons to have long hair:
You headbang
You are in a metal band
You have a disfigured head
You are saving money by not going to the barbers/salon
You are Fabio
You are an actor and you need to have it long for an important film role
You are an Argentinian footballer

Reasons to have short hair:
You don't headbang as much anymore cos you are worried about brain aneurysm, detahced retinas etc
You look like a pillock with long hair
You are in a metal band but headbanging isn't that important to you
Wash n go
You want a decent looking "normal" bird that isn't into metal and guys with long hair
Back tit massages at the Hairdressing Salon
Avoid the constant "when are you going to get your hair cut?"/"you were much nicer with short hair" banter
No more plughole hair blockages (have you seen how expensive drain cleaner is these days??!!)
Not being shunned by 95% of the population
Not having to fuck about with your hair every two seconds on a windy day


Feel free to add to the lists...
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby TORSO on Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:25 pm

Reasons to have long hair:
You want to

Reasons to have short hair:
You want to

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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Bangover on Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:06 pm

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