Aye.
Squid have children and, therefore, must have milkable nipples. To paraphrase Jesse Ventura, 'If it breads, we can milk it'. Bearing in mind that there's milk, squids are as likely an animal to be the source of cheese as cows or goats.
Keep It In The Family
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Re: Keep It In The Family
That's not what you said. You said dead squid.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Keep It In The Family
Yeah, but the mother squids eat dead squids and filter the carcass through as milk.
OK, I embellished the truth but I'm no Geoffrey Archer.
OK, I embellished the truth but I'm no Geoffrey Archer.
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Re: Keep It In The Family
He's from my town!!!!!
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Re: Keep It In The Family
Paris?
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Re: Keep It In The Family
La Rochelle, you ignorant Yank fuck!
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Re: Keep It In The Family
Anyway, apparently, the cielings in that underground place were only 5 feet tall, so it seems that for 24 years, his daughter hasnt even been able to stand up straight
i dont gt all this stuff bout his wife either, she never knew anything for the last 24 years!!!!! I mean, how the fuck did he never slip up once in all that time, and she never ever got suspicious or heard anything.
I heard on the news tonight that a past lodger at the house used to see a visitor come who the old geezer used to take in the cellar, so they may not even all be his kids / grandkids after all
I find it rather odd that he went to all this trouble and hid his own daughter, i mean, id at least put some fitty or 2 in there to have my wicked way with instead of my own daughter for fucks sake.
Actually, it would be rather good fun to have a cellar full of sex slaves i reckon, tho id never actually do it.
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Excuse me, I'd like to keep on topic here.
So yeah, squid milk, I would probably have believed that last bit if you hadn't said it was made up.
So yeah, squid milk, I would probably have believed that last bit if you hadn't said it was made up.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Keep It In The Family
Styxx wrote:Excuse me, I'd like to keep on topic here.
So yeah, squid milk, I would probably have believed that last bit if you hadn't said it was made up.
sorry
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GoreBastard wrote:This is the only forum in the world that can go from a story about decades of incest rape.... to a conversation about cheese....
I fucking love this place.
haha yeah, I love this place too,
and, fuck that sick bastard
I'm shock when I saw that on news few days ago!
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Re: Keep It In The Family
Yeah, fucking messed up man. That woman hasn't seen natural light for 24 years. That can't be good.
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Keep It In The Family
Styxx wrote:Yeah, fucking messed up man. That woman hasn't seen natural light for 24 years. That can't be good.
I saw newspaper said that the last attempt escape of her is on March of 1984
fuck, I dont even get birth
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Oh BK you brilliant man.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Keep It In The Family
Only mammals have milkable nipples, sorry to be a kill-joy Iain. If you made a mammal eat nothing but squid that might kind of make squid milk. According to Herman Melville cows that were fed on fish bits made fish tasting milk. Oh the joys of milk and cheese!
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Re: Keep It In The Family
I didn't want to be thee one to spoil his fun, but yeah. Mammals only yo.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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