craig i am sooooo absolutely jealous

love my phone more nearly as much as bumming. It's an O2 xda II (just a recased and rebranded HTC touch cruise - yeah i know, i'm a massive wanker for knowing this haha). I get unlimited internet, it has GPS and I've put a gayporn emulator on it. I use it for everything pretty much. If I'm going anywhere, I use google imges to find pictures of men, and their address, then GPS to find my way there. If I'm having a poo, I can play with my balls. I've got a 16gig SD card its massive and it aint made of plastic, so plenty of cock where ever I am. My next step is to get BUMMED in an alley.

For example of what i can do on my cool phone:



Yeah - i took that pic with my phone, cool hu!

haha, choice games Stu. I want to get a lovely technology phone, but i really can't be arsed.

Mine broke after 5 days....

they replaced it now though, hopefully this one lasts 6 days!!

Technology phones are for the win, I love mine so much, LOVE IT

Oh I did have pictures of my stereo amazingness aswell, will do later on though, it's not veyr hi-tech, but I bet it was in the 70s

I quit the forum. Thanks to James and Craig for making Jamie a mod. It's really improved this place!

I'm a gay.

And proud.

HAHAHA!

Oh no...

James wrote:Oh no...

The realisation of the terrible mistake. haha

i bought an electric nose hair trimmer off ebay the other day.£3.

when you reach your mid 20s its about time you kept your nostrils tidy.
youll be surprised how much hair is up there.(look in a mirror in pure daylight)

also theres nothing worse than seeing a work colleague with 1 or 2 stray black hairs poking out.gross!

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Thanks to James and Craig for making Jamie a mod. It's really improved this place!

I'm a gay.

And proud.

Thanks stu, thats really kind of you to say. i'm doing my best to keep this place under control, so i really appreciate the support! good luck with the gay thing, i reckon you'll be a good gay!

radioactive rik wrote:i bought an electric nose hair trimmer off ebay the other day.£3.

I think the directly relates to your recent revelation that you are courting a young lady! I've got epic nose and ear hair being in my thirties... but it's blond so you can't see it... win.

metaldazza wrote:

radioactive rik wrote:i bought an electric nose hair trimmer off ebay the other day.£3.

I think the directly relates to your recent revelation that you are courting a young lady! I've got epic nose and ear hair being in my thirties... but it's blond so you can't see it... win.

haha,funnily enough i bought it just before i knew about her.maybe it made all the difference in my overall look,like the lynx effect (but up the hooter)
it could have psychologically made me more confident in the safe knowledge that my nasal passage was well groomed

HA HA!

Jamie you legend!

Metalbrew Stu wrote:

James wrote:Oh no...

The realisation of the terrible mistake. haha

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I fucking love my phone and my MacBook. How else to kill a three-hour train journey from Birmingham New Street to Aberystwyth than on UKThrash, listening to Iron Maiden

The MacBook doesn't have 3G built-in but using my phone as a modem over Bluetooth. Technology working in harmony. I love it when it works

The 3G signal is a bit dodgy on the train-line (well, I am literally going between mountains) but it should fall back to GPRS-EDGE or standard GPRS if it can't find a signal. Aber itslef has pretty good 3G coverage though. So ... MacBook, beer, beach. Perfect!