Do you think satans a homosexual and thats why he was cast out of heaven, and if so any homophobe could be in for a rough ride(pun intended)on their departure downwards.Don't get me wrong you'll probably get bummed either way but if your a bit more gay friendly at least he'll use lube instead of sand paper,and for the more extreme black metallers he'll probably use a cheese grater or worse.Just in case you think it does'nt concern you, think of it this way how many times you been to church?how many sins have you committed?how many catholic priest's advances have you spurned? I don't want to give anyone nightmares or in some cases wet dreams, but this is something thats kept me awake thinking about for years.

you believe in hell?

don't oppress me,i'm only trying to cause controvesy.

cotroverse away then, im not here to oppress

A lot of things keep me awake at night but fending off getting bummed by a priest isn't one of them.

ghosts keep me up!

meluaz wrote:ghosts keep me up!

You believe in ghosts?

i was going to say that but i did'nt want to oppress an oppresser.

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:A lot of things keep me awake at night but fending off getting bummed by a priest isn't one of them.

if Rob Halford(a Priest)bummed me itd be better than getting the standard autograph or fan photo,so id probably stay awake after all.

Yeah, Rob doesn't count. I'd take one for the team (if he's the giving type).

meluaz wrote:ghosts keep me up!

yeah ghosts can really 'put the willys' up people ha!

anyway whoever has done a girl up the bum is pretty much bisexual anyway coz theres a perfectly good hole in the front of her.

if shes on her period thats no excuse to get poo poo on your bellend.

if shes on and doesnt want to play,just having a wank a while getting her to groan in your ear/play with her tits will suffice

Nothing wrong with doing a girl up the bum!
No harm done, etc..

zykloned wrote:Nothing wrong with doing a girl up the bum!
No harm done, etc..

at least use a johnny...and i dont mean get John to go first

what if she shared some spicy KFC with you the night before? it might burn a bit down that end.

or imagine getting a chunk of sweetcorn down your japseye...lovely.

Ultimately, I'm a big child, and I like being able to say for the next week, 'I've done you up the arse'