This Saturday is the first Saturday of the month, and a few of us are planning a night of debaucherous beermageddon! Who's in?

It's likely that we'll start at the Marlborough Head, for the traditional 'Subterranean Hellnoise' night, which is on till about 12, and then the options range from Garlic and Shots, the Crobar, the Intrepid Fox, or even the glam rock bar Decadence, which is a bit like a time warp but kind of cool.

Any London folks who want to come along, please do!!

yeah this should be a good night.

did you say.......GLAM ROCK!

please no glam rock!!! gaaah!!!!

This is going to be amazing. Count me in boyos.

meet normal time at the Marlborough Head tonight ?

8 then?

yeah see you there

how long ye all gonna be around?

im gonna be at the cro bar for a lil bit i think meeting uni folk but will make way down there after! bout 9ish?

yeah well be there,probley be there till it shuts .

tom man, keep your phone on you tonight. i am going to be out in old street saying "good bye" to 3 of my mates who have all decided to go traveling for 6 months (not together, but at the same time). we are meeting at a bar and then they will be moving on to a club, when they move on i will give you a call and see where you guys are at. i'm sure i will be able to meet you guys somewhere!

Awesome night!!!

So Tom, what happened on the bus home?

god dam it! i called tom at some point past 2, you gus seemed like you weren't going to be hanging around much longer. its sucks that i bloody missed out on another night of raging and thrashing. bloody hell, next time i will nearly cut off my testies to be there.

Yeah that sucks Jamie - the Intrepid Fox shut things down at 2am, which was an hour earlier than we expected. And not many places seemed worth going to by the time we'd all got out...

Oh well, next time definitely!

I was pretty finished by that time though anyway, next time Jamie... Much thrash and pain will be endured by all!

The bus ride:

Me and those two crazy Fins (one of whom was killer-drunk) got on this super packed and rowdy Saturday night death bus. We had to stand and we were pretty near the second door.
Anyway a couple of stops into the journey (crawling down Oxford street) we made a stop only to let people off and maybe take one or two on because it was so packed, when these three nasty chav-pikey-scum females of the night got on the bus...


Through the exit door without paying. This was the start of the fun.

Anyway, the driver got all pissy and said that he wasn't moving until these foul younglings either got off the bus or got on the correct way.
Then a huge ruckus started, it was the three little shits verses everyone on the bus, some really drunk folk were seriously yelling at these kids and some gay dude was rowing with them, I was just standing there thinking "Fuck, I'm never going to get home!".

One of the chav girls started crying and wanted to get off but the other two were remaining, stubborn, unmoving. Just when all hope had failed us... HE came. This guy and his girlfriend came stumbling down the stairs.

"Get off the fucking bus, NOW!" he roared!

He then proceeded to pick up/ram the three underage beasts off the bus and onto the street, one of the girls (the master of the other two) tried valiantly to jump back on board but, encouraged by this act of chivalry we who remained on the bus started pushing and eventually they gave up and began screaming at the hero and his girlfriend who stayed outside to ensure that the girls stayed off...

Unfortunately, it would have been impossible for the man and his girlfriend to get back on the bus without the three harpies getting back on too, he sacrificed his holy position on the bus to save us all and allowed us to go home. Anyway, the whole of the bus cheered this mighty hero and off we went on our journey... That guy is a legend!

Anyway, the Finnish girl started puking a bit but eventually I said my goodbyes, they got off and whilst going through Acton I witnessed a huge fight outside a pub, it was killer!

Anyway, London rules!